To the moon, troll, to the moon!

[CHR]

During the cold war, JFK claimed to have gone to the moon. He got congress to spend billions on his moon landing and pretended america landed there, convincing congress to give him billions, the fakeness of the landing is well documented.

It seems to me that this liberal moneybags, that he took these billions for personal use, or maybe gave them to the USSR (we all know he was soft on communism)

Perhaps his death was similarly staged in order to keep his billions or keep congress of his case.

I wonder if under an obama administration we will see more moon landings.

[Zeppo]

Yeah, but the zot-worthy poster is all of the above... Funny that when a leftard writes something pretending to be a conservative or a Republican, it merely shines a light on the vast depth of their cluelessness...

[Rio]

I thought that I saw JFK in Vegas last summer. With Marylin.

[dbwz]

Look east toward the setting sun and align your arms with Orion and the Pleiades while holding a dowsing rod in your teeth. Wait for the sign.

[dynachrome]

Alien kitties say "Stay off our moon!"

[Ditto]

Take the big one. (And a couple of the little ones too.)

[weegee]

But you don’t understand....Biden knows that FDR went on television when the stock market crashed back in ‘29

145th Anniversary of the Gettysburg Address - Video (November 19, 2008)

It’s good to see that they’ve located the video. Joe Biden recalled when President Lincoln went on live television to bring this country together after the bitter partisanship of the Republicans who tore this country apart.

Stand up, Abe!

- weege

[50sDad]

It’s the Great Atuin! The Star Turtle!!!

Correct, Mr. Stibbons. Now hurry along to the High Energy Magic building, they need you.

ABSOLUTE FAVORITE LINE IN DISCWORLD: "He reflected that Ventinari's motives were completely transparent, but while that might mean they were entirely visible, it also might mean that you couldn't see them at all."

SECOND RUNNER UP FAVORITE LINE IN DISCWORLD: "Granny knew that 'Curiosity killed the cat'. She also knew that in a city like Anhk-Mapork, it killed it, got it's legs tied together, shoved in a sack, and dumped in the river."

[Revolting cat!]

Proof!

[nodumbblonde]

Sure, but only because Marilyn Monroe (who faked HER own death) helped Jim Morrison fake HIS own death and, together, threatened a press conference exposing the entire plot.

So, you see, they were FORCED to use the power of The Burrito.

[OB1kNOb]

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Don’t quibble about facts and dates.

[word_warrior_bob]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xISJ6t4ekw

Penn & Teller with a faked moon landing lunatic starts at 3:20.

[Little Ray]

IBTZ!

[JRios1968]

[Mr_Moonlight]

[nodumbblonde]

And.. and.. then Halliburton sent Cheney to bring the UFO back on 9-11 to cause all that destruction so the Arabs would get blamed, when it was really all Bush’s fault.

I thought we all agreed to never speak of The Master Plan in public. Report to the shredder. >:|

[Roscoe Karns]

[Mr_Moonlight]

FDR gave JFK the idea after a serious of emails.

Whoh!! That is HUGH !!!

[bubbacluck]

Oh yeah, and the earth is held up by two elephants on the back of a big ass turtle.

I finally get it, now. Why we have earthquakes. Thanks! All this time I thought it was shifting and sliding tectonic plates.

[GQuagmire]

IBTZ!