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Study: Cups of java cut cup size
UPI ^ | 10/19/08

Posted on 10/19/2008 12:28:07 PM PDT by LibWhacker

LUND, Sweden, Oct. 19 (UPI) -- Drinking a lot of coffee reduces the size of many women's breasts, a Swedish researcher finds.

Helena Jernstrom, an oncologist at Lund University in southern Sweden, said that the effect is the result of a gene that about half of women possess, The Local reported.

"Drinking coffee can have a major effect on breast size," she said.

Jernstrom became interested in the subject because of research that has shown that large-breasted women are more likely to be diagnosed with breast cancer, while downing at least three cups of coffee a day reduces cancer risk. She decided to look for a correlation directly between drinking coffee and breast size and found one.

Her study tracked 270 women. Jernstrom's results were published in the British Journal of Cancer.


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Science
KEYWORDS: breast; coffee; java; size
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1 posted on 10/19/2008 12:28:07 PM PDT by LibWhacker
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To: Slings and Arrows

Ping!


2 posted on 10/19/2008 12:29:34 PM PDT by Clemenza (PRIVATIZE FANNIE AND FREDDIE! NO MORE BAILOUTS!)
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To: LibWhacker

Caffeine is a diuretic therefore it would reduce the amount fluid in the body.


3 posted on 10/19/2008 12:30:54 PM PDT by Perdogg (Raila Amollo Odinga - community organizer)
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To: LibWhacker
Another article says the opposite is true for men; i.e., coffee increases "breast" size.
4 posted on 10/19/2008 12:31:07 PM PDT by LibWhacker
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To: LibWhacker

When that explains that...Bet Dolly Parton has never had coffee in her life.


5 posted on 10/19/2008 12:32:31 PM PDT by Sacajaweau (I'm planting corn...Have to feed my car...)
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To: LibWhacker
I want a study on the effects of drinking coffee in the morning and then beer in the afternoon!

With a control group that drinks beer in the morning and coffee in the afternoon!

Has to be done during football season on the weekends!

6 posted on 10/19/2008 12:39:48 PM PDT by Red_Devil 232 (VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
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To: LibWhacker; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Watch for Starbucks to offer a new specialty drink: The Carpenter's Delight.

BONUS VIDEO: "The Worst Best Man Ever."


7 posted on 10/19/2008 1:08:10 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Poisoning the customers is bad for business." --Quark, *Star Trek: Deep Space Nine*)
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To: Red_Devil 232

I want to be in the control group that drinks beer all day long.


8 posted on 10/19/2008 1:36:48 PM PDT by fini
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To: Slings and Arrows; LibWhacker


9 posted on 10/19/2008 1:38:39 PM PDT by Daffynition (The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.)
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To: Daffynition

Good grief! That woman doesn’t have curves; she has planes!


10 posted on 10/19/2008 1:43:52 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Poisoning the customers is bad for business." --Quark, *Star Trek: Deep Space Nine*)
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To: Drumbo

I’m left to assume that in the absense of coffee they’d need their own wheelbarrow...


11 posted on 10/19/2008 2:23:13 PM PDT by Titan Magroyne ("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
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To: devolve; Sacajaweau; ntnychik; dixiechick2000; Lady Jag; LibWhacker
When that explains that...Bet Dolly Parton has never had coffee in her life.

That's because she fell on her pot and broke it!!

 

 

12 posted on 10/19/2008 3:04:40 PM PDT by potlatch
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To: Daffynition

Keira Knightley is a good actress, but she needs to get off the Anorexia Diet.


13 posted on 10/19/2008 3:06:16 PM PDT by Mr. Jeeves ("One man's 'magic' is another man's engineering. 'Supernatural' is a null word." -- Robert Heinlein)
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To: potlatch

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LOL!

A Golden Goodie from potlatch!


14 posted on 10/19/2008 4:10:14 PM PDT by devolve ( ________THE AFRICAN QUEEN________)
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To: LibWhacker
Drinking a lot of coffee reduces the size of many women's breasts...

Even if it's Mountain Grown?

15 posted on 10/19/2008 4:14:15 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: Mr. Jeeves; Slings and Arrows
Flat Chested Keira became a buxom pirate girl [scroll down]

Makeup men at work.......


16 posted on 10/19/2008 4:14:18 PM PDT by Daffynition (The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.)
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To: Daffynition

Nah, she just stopped drinking coffee for the movie.


17 posted on 10/19/2008 4:16:37 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: LibWhacker

The news surprised me, since I was told coffee (caffeine in general) causes cysts in the breasts.

My doctor keeps urging me to quit the coffee, which I need for my ADD. I tell her, “Doctor, it’s the boobs or the brain.”


18 posted on 10/19/2008 4:30:38 PM PDT by MoochPooch (I'm a compassionate cynic.)
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To: devolve

Heh!!


19 posted on 10/19/2008 5:09:41 PM PDT by potlatch
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To: potlatch

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I wonder if Dolly has seen your .gif?


20 posted on 10/19/2008 6:19:15 PM PDT by devolve ( ________THE AFRICAN QUEEN________)
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