50 Cent's Long Island home burns down

New York Post ^ | 05/30/08 | SELIM ALGAR

[Abathar]

"Just a strange coincidence your honor, nothing else."

[Disturbin]

50 cents is a fairly modest name.

If I was a rapper, my name would be at least “20 bucks.”

[wtc911]

Arson.

[Malsua]

Well, that’s a sure “fire” way to evict someone.

[EnigmaticAnomaly]

Couldn’t happen to a sweller feller...

[MediaMole]

Props to Andre Rison and Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes for the inspiration.

[supremedoctrine]

Unfortunately “Fi’ty”, as he is really known, had only fifty cents worth of insurance on the house. Bad advice from a “fan” masquerading as an Insurance Agent.
And WOW! I didn’t know his ex’s name was “Shaniqua”!
That just makes it all PERFECT~

[SilvieWaldorfMD]

Freebasing cocaine?

[joebuck]

"Well, that’s a sure “fire” way to evict someone."

Or a way to keep him from getting it after the eviction. I'd say once they figure out whether the fire was started inside or outside the house they are well on their way to solving this.

[Valpal1]

The presence of people in the home makes it attempted murder.

[Valpal1]

The presence of people in the home makes it attempted murder.

[Moose4]

Hmm. Is Fitty the perp, or is Fitty the victim? Should be interesting to see what the arson investigators turn up.

}:-)4

[Bluegrass Conservative]

Couldn’t happen to a sweller feller...

Hey, Fi'ty endorsed Bush back in 2004. I understand that he was having a hard time deciding between McCain and Obama this year, but decided to stay neutral since he's a felon and can't vote anyway.

[ClearCase_guy]

It’s probably best that they never married. I mean, Shaniqua Cents would be a stupid name.

[Clemenza]

I had the misfortune of living in Dix Hills for a year back in my teen years. I still can't understand why someone would pay all that money to live in a place that's 1. not on the water 2. has large houses but NO town center and 3. is filled with Mafiosi and (now) gangsta rappers.

At least Great Neck has a coastline and hot Persian chicks (the limo liberal politics are the same, however).

[SQUID]

The fact of the matter is this idiot is still a street thug no matter how much money you give him. He will make the same mistakes he would make on the streets if he had no money.

No edgyoukayshun, no centz no good.

[ßuddaßudd]

Shaniqua’s son did it by accident....
Yo’Fiddy,,, you're losing street cred by letting your biatch handle you like this. Your pimp hand is getting weak boy...

[N. Theknow]

Must have named himself Fifty Cents because he got tired of being called a Two bit POS.

"Yo, Yo, Yo! I'm better than that."

[river rat]

Hey, ya gotta give 50 Cent’s credit..

He got the nappy headed ho outta da pad, when the lawyers couldn’t.

[sappy]

his boo ain’t got no house now