Couldn’t happen to a sweller feller...
Hey, Fi'ty endorsed Bush back in 2004. I understand that he was having a hard time deciding between McCain and Obama this year, but decided to stay neutral since he's a felon and can't vote anyway.
I'm sure it's fully insured.
It's not outside the realm of possibility that it was looking to Shaniqua as if she might actually get evicted, and she decided to destroy the house - only for the fire to get much further ahead of itself than she initially anticipated.