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Man Arrested After Pumping Gas Into Imaginary Car
wlky.com ^ | 4-22-08 | wlky news

Posted on 04/22/2008 12:08:31 PM PDT by WOBBLY BOB

LOUISVILLE, Ky. -- A Frankfort man was arrested on drug trafficking charges early Sunday morning after he was reportedly pumping gas into an imaginary vehicle. According to the arrest report, Metro Police arrived at a gas station at First and Jefferson streets in Louisville and immediately smelled marijuana coming from Joshua L. Moore, who station clerks contend was filling up an imaginary vehicle.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Local News; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: car; gas; imaginary; ky; libertarians
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To: gate2wire

“Any of you guys touch my stuff, I’m gonna’ kill you.”


41 posted on 04/22/2008 1:38:59 PM PDT by 50sDad (Liberals: Never Happy, Never Grateful, Never Right.)
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To: Billthedrill
Does he live with this guy?


42 posted on 04/22/2008 1:41:01 PM PDT by COBOL2Java ("McCain is a war hero. He's also a useful idiot for the Democrats." - Mark Levin)
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To: weegee

“he was spraying gasoline onto the ground”

wonder if he thought he had a leak in his gas tank?


43 posted on 04/22/2008 1:46:00 PM PDT by MrB (You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Instead of a non-ping, how about an imaginary ping?


44 posted on 04/22/2008 1:46:19 PM PDT by Squawk 8888 (TSA and DHS are jobs programs for people who are not smart enough to flip burgers)
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To: weegee

Because a fuel tank and instrument panel would block the view.


45 posted on 04/22/2008 1:47:32 PM PDT by Squawk 8888 (TSA and DHS are jobs programs for people who are not smart enough to flip burgers)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

Looks like the cheese has slipped completely off Joshua’s cracker.


46 posted on 04/22/2008 1:53:11 PM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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To: COBOL2Java

LOL. Yeah, he’s probably already experiencing the change he can believe in...chemically induced.


47 posted on 04/22/2008 1:57:12 PM PDT by Hoffer Rand (0'bambi: the audacity of hype)
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To: COBOL2Java

Yeh - I never could figure out what it was made the cops suspect that guy of paint huffing.


48 posted on 04/22/2008 2:03:05 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: L98Fiero
So the guy’s been spraying gass all over the place and they SMELLED pot on him? Sure they did.

Depends...


49 posted on 04/22/2008 2:04:20 PM PDT by Clock King (The Oligarchy is make slaves of us all)
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To: Clock King

LOL!

“We smelled that from down at the station!”


50 posted on 04/22/2008 2:10:01 PM PDT by L98Fiero (A fool who'll waste his life, God rest his guts.)
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To: weegee

Probably won’t tell because of the low, low, low prices. :)


51 posted on 04/22/2008 2:17:52 PM PDT by cubreporter
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To: wideminded

they have highly trained, police-issued noses.


52 posted on 04/22/2008 2:25:18 PM PDT by WOBBLY BOB (Conservatives are to McCain what Charlie Brown is to Lucy.)
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To: Hegemony Cricket

“Why dontcha come with me, little girl, for a magic carpet ride? You don’t know what, we may find...”


53 posted on 04/22/2008 4:02:31 PM PDT by Froufrou
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To: WOBBLY BOB

Sounds like he was tripping on acid or bad mushrooms./Just Asking - seoul62......


54 posted on 04/22/2008 4:08:03 PM PDT by seoul62
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To: WOBBLY BOB; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
If he rotates it 90 degrees it'll become a real car.


55 posted on 04/22/2008 5:27:14 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)
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To: WOBBLY BOB
Crew chief for the Air Force's newest jet?


56 posted on 04/22/2008 5:38:44 PM PDT by JRios1968 ("If you go over a cliff with all flags flying, you are still going over a cliff"--Ronald Reagan)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Good one!

Had I known the opportunity would arise, I’d have gladly brought my car to provide a little verisimilitude for the man. Long as he was willing to pay, I mean.


57 posted on 04/22/2008 6:01:28 PM PDT by Titan Magroyne ("Shorn, dumb and bleating is no way to go through life, son." Yeah, close enough.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

That was me.

I was on a date with WonderWoman and we stopped to refuel her invisible jet.


58 posted on 04/22/2008 6:22:16 PM PDT by Eric Blair 2084 (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms shouldn't be a federal agency...it should be a convenience store.)
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To: GovernmentShrinker

laced with pcp perhaps?


59 posted on 04/22/2008 8:45:31 PM PDT by Freedom2specul8 (Please pray for our troops.... http://anyservicemember.navy.mil/)
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To: AdmSmith; Berosus; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; Fred Nerks; george76; ...
A Frankfort man was arrested on drug trafficking charges early Sunday morning after he was reportedly pumping gas into an imaginary vehicle.
Terrific fuel economy though.
60 posted on 04/23/2008 12:22:57 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_____________________Profile updated Saturday, March 29, 2008)
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