The boy...he ain't right...
Posted on 04/22/2008 12:08:31 PM PDT by WOBBLY BOB
LOUISVILLE, Ky. -- A Frankfort man was arrested on drug trafficking charges early Sunday morning after he was reportedly pumping gas into an imaginary vehicle. According to the arrest report, Metro Police arrived at a gas station at First and Jefferson streets in Louisville and immediately smelled marijuana coming from Joshua L. Moore, who station clerks contend was filling up an imaginary vehicle.
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I tried to pump imaginary gas into my car. it doesn't work very well.
can’t beat the price though. :)
...and immediately smelled marijuana coming from Joshua L. Moore, who station clerks contend was filling up an imaginary vehicle...
Good thing they caught him before he drove off...
The boy...he ain't right...
At $5 a gallon, I imagine that was sort of spendy of his imagination.
Any a’ you guys touch my stuff....and I’ll kill ya.
Watching too much Wonder Woman was he?
He was NOT filling gas into an “imaginary car”. It already accepts his premise that he had an imaginary car.
The reality of the situation would be that he was spraying gasoline onto the ground. And at a good clip too.
His delusional excuse is a minor detail that does not change the reality of the situation.
How’s come I can see her and the seat and the stuff under the seat but I can’t see the fueltank of her glass plane?
And how’s come she doesn’t need an instrument panel to fly that plane?
Looks like he brought one of his imaginary friends with him to his booking, too. He’s clearly looking at someone/something off camera. He looks pretty focused. Makes me wonder what his little friend is telling him.
What grade of gas did he use in his imaginary car? And where does he go for an oil change?
He looks like a Francis
"They're all gonna laugh at you!"
Yeh - of course, I’m not a psychiatrist, but looking at those eyes I’m not sure our boy needs any medicinal help...
I say give him a job working on that virtual border fence.
I gotta say though... he’s spraying gasoline around and the cops “immediately smelled [something besides gasoline]?” Boilerplate arrest report, anyone?
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