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the guy looks like he has imaginary friends.

I tried to pump imaginary gas into my car. it doesn't work very well.

1 posted on 04/22/2008 12:08:31 PM PDT by WOBBLY BOB
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To: WOBBLY BOB

can’t beat the price though. :)


2 posted on 04/22/2008 12:10:45 PM PDT by cubreporter
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That's some good shiite, man.

...and immediately smelled marijuana coming from Joshua L. Moore, who station clerks contend was filling up an imaginary vehicle...

3 posted on 04/22/2008 12:10:57 PM PDT by Ready4Freddy ("Everyone knows there's a difference between Muslims and terrorists. No one knows what it is, tho...)
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Good thing they caught him before he drove off...


4 posted on 04/22/2008 12:15:01 PM PDT by Hegemony Cricket (Act Swiftly Awesome Pachyderm!)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

The boy...he ain't right...

5 posted on 04/22/2008 12:15:29 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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He was NOT filling gas into an “imaginary car”. It already accepts his premise that he had an imaginary car.

The reality of the situation would be that he was spraying gasoline onto the ground. And at a good clip too.

His delusional excuse is a minor detail that does not change the reality of the situation.


9 posted on 04/22/2008 12:23:42 PM PDT by weegee (Vote Obama 2008 for a bitter America.)
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At first I thought they were trying to blame this on the marijuana...{cue rolling eyes and "oh puh-leeeeeze" response} but the article actually says he was also caught with Ecstasy pills, which can cause hallucinations.
15 posted on 04/22/2008 12:31:36 PM PDT by ravingnutter
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The police have a special holding cell for offenders of this type...


17 posted on 04/22/2008 12:34:26 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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I gotta say though... he’s spraying gasoline around and the cops “immediately smelled [something besides gasoline]?” Boilerplate arrest report, anyone?


20 posted on 04/22/2008 12:39:08 PM PDT by Grut
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23 posted on 04/22/2008 12:47:34 PM PDT by taraytarah (Tagline Site Under Construction)
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“Dude, where’s my car”...

Most likely an Obama supporter...


24 posted on 04/22/2008 12:49:07 PM PDT by dubie
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To: WOBBLY BOB

Did he get a receipt and a discount car wash?


26 posted on 04/22/2008 12:52:31 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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ping


27 posted on 04/22/2008 12:58:44 PM PDT by Steve0113 (Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. -A.L.)
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To: WOBBLY BOB; Ready4Freddy; ravingnutter; Grut

Wow, that must have been some powerful marijuana! From the article, it doesn’t sound like he was even smoking it at the time officers approached, and yet even with gasoline freshly sprayed all over the pavement around this guy, the officers “immediately” smelled marijuana. Perhaps the article is leaving out some detail, like that they pulled him away from the pool of gasoline to have a chat with him, and THEN smelled the marijuana.


28 posted on 04/22/2008 1:00:29 PM PDT by GovernmentShrinker
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“immediately smelled marijuana coming from Joshua L. Moore, who station clerks contend was filling up an imaginary vehicle”

So the guy’s been spraying gass all over the place and they SMELLED pot on him? Sure they did.

Curious why they turned the pump on for him if he didn’t have a container. Also notice that it was the clerks who claim the “imaginary car” thing. Strangely written story. The clerks take on it got more weight than the facts.


29 posted on 04/22/2008 1:01:16 PM PDT by L98Fiero (A fool who'll waste his life, God rest his guts.)
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This would have been great on one of those Wildest Police Chase shows if he had jumped in and sped away.


31 posted on 04/22/2008 1:08:47 PM PDT by San Jacinto
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Police arrived at a gas station at First and Jefferson streets in Louisville and immediately smelled marijuana coming from Joshua L. Moore

How could they smell the marijuana over the spilled gasoline?

32 posted on 04/22/2008 1:11:42 PM PDT by wideminded
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To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro

Imaginary ping...


38 posted on 04/22/2008 1:33:29 PM PDT by bamahead (Avoid self-righteousness like the devil- nothing is so self-blinding. -- B.H. Liddell Hart)
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Instead of a non-ping, how about an imaginary ping?


44 posted on 04/22/2008 1:46:19 PM PDT by Squawk 8888 (TSA and DHS are jobs programs for people who are not smart enough to flip burgers)
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Looks like the cheese has slipped completely off Joshua’s cracker.


46 posted on 04/22/2008 1:53:11 PM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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Sounds like he was tripping on acid or bad mushrooms./Just Asking - seoul62......


54 posted on 04/22/2008 4:08:03 PM PDT by seoul62
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