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Man Arrested After Pumping Gas Into Imaginary Car
wlky.com ^ | 4-22-08 | wlky news

Posted on 04/22/2008 12:08:31 PM PDT by WOBBLY BOB

LOUISVILLE, Ky. -- A Frankfort man was arrested on drug trafficking charges early Sunday morning after he was reportedly pumping gas into an imaginary vehicle. According to the arrest report, Metro Police arrived at a gas station at First and Jefferson streets in Louisville and immediately smelled marijuana coming from Joshua L. Moore, who station clerks contend was filling up an imaginary vehicle.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Local News; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: car; gas; imaginary; ky; libertarians
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the guy looks like he has imaginary friends.

I tried to pump imaginary gas into my car. it doesn't work very well.

1 posted on 04/22/2008 12:08:31 PM PDT by WOBBLY BOB
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To: WOBBLY BOB

can’t beat the price though. :)


2 posted on 04/22/2008 12:10:45 PM PDT by cubreporter
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To: WOBBLY BOB
That's some good shiite, man.

...and immediately smelled marijuana coming from Joshua L. Moore, who station clerks contend was filling up an imaginary vehicle...

3 posted on 04/22/2008 12:10:57 PM PDT by Ready4Freddy ("Everyone knows there's a difference between Muslims and terrorists. No one knows what it is, tho...)
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To: WOBBLY BOB; Froufrou

Good thing they caught him before he drove off...


4 posted on 04/22/2008 12:15:01 PM PDT by Hegemony Cricket (Act Swiftly Awesome Pachyderm!)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

The boy...he ain't right...

5 posted on 04/22/2008 12:15:29 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Hegemony Cricket

At $5 a gallon, I imagine that was sort of spendy of his imagination.


6 posted on 04/22/2008 12:17:06 PM PDT by patton (cuiquam in sua arte credendum)
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To: Billthedrill

Any a’ you guys touch my stuff....and I’ll kill ya.


7 posted on 04/22/2008 12:17:30 PM PDT by relictele
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To: Billthedrill
Watching too much Wonder Woman was he?
8 posted on 04/22/2008 12:19:07 PM PDT by RC30
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To: WOBBLY BOB

He was NOT filling gas into an “imaginary car”. It already accepts his premise that he had an imaginary car.

The reality of the situation would be that he was spraying gasoline onto the ground. And at a good clip too.

His delusional excuse is a minor detail that does not change the reality of the situation.


9 posted on 04/22/2008 12:23:42 PM PDT by weegee (Vote Obama 2008 for a bitter America.)
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To: RC30

How’s come I can see her and the seat and the stuff under the seat but I can’t see the fueltank of her glass plane?

And how’s come she doesn’t need an instrument panel to fly that plane?


10 posted on 04/22/2008 12:24:54 PM PDT by weegee (Vote Obama 2008 for a bitter America.)
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To: Billthedrill

Looks like he brought one of his imaginary friends with him to his booking, too. He’s clearly looking at someone/something off camera. He looks pretty focused. Makes me wonder what his little friend is telling him.


11 posted on 04/22/2008 12:25:52 PM PDT by Hoffer Rand (0'bambi: the audacity of hype)
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To: cubreporter

What grade of gas did he use in his imaginary car? And where does he go for an oil change?


12 posted on 04/22/2008 12:26:19 PM PDT by weegee (Vote Obama 2008 for a bitter America.)
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To: Hoffer Rand

He looks like a Francis


13 posted on 04/22/2008 12:26:50 PM PDT by WOBBLY BOB (Conservatives are to McCain what Charlie Brown is to Lucy.)
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To: Hoffer Rand
Makes me wonder what his little friend is telling him.

"They're all gonna laugh at you!"


14 posted on 04/22/2008 12:27:42 PM PDT by weegee (Vote Obama 2008 for a bitter America.)
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To: WOBBLY BOB
At first I thought they were trying to blame this on the marijuana...{cue rolling eyes and "oh puh-leeeeeze" response} but the article actually says he was also caught with Ecstasy pills, which can cause hallucinations.
15 posted on 04/22/2008 12:31:36 PM PDT by ravingnutter
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Yeh - of course, I’m not a psychiatrist, but looking at those eyes I’m not sure our boy needs any medicinal help...


16 posted on 04/22/2008 12:34:11 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: WOBBLY BOB
The police have a special holding cell for offenders of this type...


17 posted on 04/22/2008 12:34:26 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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18 posted on 04/22/2008 12:34:55 PM PDT by the_devils_advocate_666
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To: ravingnutter

I say give him a job working on that virtual border fence.


19 posted on 04/22/2008 12:35:01 PM PDT by WOBBLY BOB (Conservatives are to McCain what Charlie Brown is to Lucy.)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

I gotta say though... he’s spraying gasoline around and the cops “immediately smelled [something besides gasoline]?” Boilerplate arrest report, anyone?


20 posted on 04/22/2008 12:39:08 PM PDT by Grut
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