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Madonna's Husband Started Eating Cookies, Stopped Wanting Sex
Fox News ^
| Tuesday, April 15, 2008
| FOXNews
Posted on 04/16/2008 6:02:49 AM PDT by Pistolshot
Madonna's husband Guy Ritchie went on the Cookie Diet ... and stopped wanting to have sex with her as a result, she told a Phoenix radio show recently.
"My husband went on that Cookie Diet, and it was such a turn-off because he didn't want to have sex," she told "The Johnjay and Rich Show."
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TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; TV/Movies; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: madonna; weird; youthink
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Can you blame him?
To: Pistolshot
Like thowing a hot dog down a hallway, as Ted Dansen once said.
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posted on
04/16/2008 6:04:21 AM PDT
by
50sDad
(Liberals: Never Happy, Never Grateful, Never Right.)
To: Pistolshot
Maybe if she tried the Cookie Diet (or the wine, pretzels, and Swiss Cake Rolls diet), he’d be interested again. Currently, she looks like one of those plastinated corpses they were showing at the science museum.
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posted on
04/16/2008 6:04:53 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("It's hard to be stressed out over your spouse while you're in a bathtub drinking wine together.")
To: Pistolshot
Maybe he got tired of her always TALKING through it....
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posted on
04/16/2008 6:04:55 AM PDT
by
J40000
To: Pistolshot
As long as she continues to look like Iggy Pop, I think he’ll stick to the cookies.
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posted on
04/16/2008 6:06:18 AM PDT
by
giobruno
To: Pistolshot
"Can you blame him?" Nope!
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posted on
04/16/2008 6:08:02 AM PDT
by
DogBarkTree
(The correct word isn't "immigrant" when what they are doing is "invading".)
To: Pistolshot
They don't make Saran Wrap that's sturdy enough to make me want to do the dirty with “Maddonna”.
To: Pistolshot
"My husband went on that Cookie Diet, and it was such a turn-off because he didn't want to have sex,"Instinct tells me that this did not stop her from having sex though.
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posted on
04/16/2008 6:09:04 AM PDT
by
uptoolate
(I don't fear the election - my God is there already - and bigger than them all.)
To: Pistolshot
Sure. I’m sure it has nothing to do with the fact that his wife is an elderly skank.
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posted on
04/16/2008 6:09:19 AM PDT
by
exile
("Get off the phone, ya big dope"- The Great One)
To: Pistolshot
As though we’re interested in hearing about this . . .
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posted on
04/16/2008 6:09:32 AM PDT
by
No Dems 2004
(No Dems in 2008 either)
To: DogBarkTree
As Imus’s sidekick Bernie says,”Madonna” is a walking yeast infection.
To: Gay State Conservative
That and only being able to hit one side at a time might be a factor.
12
posted on
04/16/2008 6:09:59 AM PDT
by
MrB
(You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
To: Pistolshot
Anyone know anything about this cookie diet?
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posted on
04/16/2008 6:10:04 AM PDT
by
Fawn
(Judge Judy Rules.)
To: Pistolshot
She should be thrilled he just turned to cookies instead of another nookie.
To: Pistolshot
maybe he got tired of her cookies.
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posted on
04/16/2008 6:11:40 AM PDT
by
ken21
( people die + you never ,hear from them again.)
To: exile
Ederly? She’s only 50...I’d like to see what you look like. I suppose he should divorce her and marry a 20 year old money seeker?
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posted on
04/16/2008 6:11:49 AM PDT
by
Fawn
(Judge Judy Rules.)
To: Fawn
"Anyone know anything about this cookie diet?" This guy wrote the book...
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posted on
04/16/2008 6:12:23 AM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Global2010
She should be thrilled he just turned to cookies instead of another nookie. You really think he hasn't turned to another nookie?
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posted on
04/16/2008 6:12:36 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(11+7+15=3 Heismans)
To: Pistolshot
No cookie, no nookie?..........
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posted on
04/16/2008 6:15:03 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
( We don't have science, but we do have consensus.......)
To: Fawn
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posted on
04/16/2008 6:15:56 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("It's hard to be stressed out over your spouse while you're in a bathtub drinking wine together.")
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