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Can you blame him?
1 posted on 04/16/2008 6:02:49 AM PDT by Pistolshot
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To: Pistolshot

Like thowing a hot dog down a hallway, as Ted Dansen once said.


2 posted on 04/16/2008 6:04:21 AM PDT by 50sDad (Liberals: Never Happy, Never Grateful, Never Right.)
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Maybe if she tried the Cookie Diet (or the wine, pretzels, and Swiss Cake Rolls diet), he’d be interested again. Currently, she looks like one of those plastinated corpses they were showing at the science museum.


3 posted on 04/16/2008 6:04:53 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("It's hard to be stressed out over your spouse while you're in a bathtub drinking wine together.")
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Maybe he got tired of her always TALKING through it....


4 posted on 04/16/2008 6:04:55 AM PDT by J40000
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As long as she continues to look like Iggy Pop, I think he’ll stick to the cookies.


5 posted on 04/16/2008 6:06:18 AM PDT by giobruno
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"Can you blame him?" Nope!

6 posted on 04/16/2008 6:08:02 AM PDT by DogBarkTree (The correct word isn't "immigrant" when what they are doing is "invading".)
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They don't make Saran Wrap that's sturdy enough to make me want to do the dirty with “Maddonna”.
7 posted on 04/16/2008 6:08:02 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Women swooned in Mao's presence too.)
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"My husband went on that Cookie Diet, and it was such a turn-off because he didn't want to have sex,"

Instinct tells me that this did not stop her from having sex though.

8 posted on 04/16/2008 6:09:04 AM PDT by uptoolate (I don't fear the election - my God is there already - and bigger than them all.)
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Sure. I’m sure it has nothing to do with the fact that his wife is an elderly skank.


9 posted on 04/16/2008 6:09:19 AM PDT by exile ("Get off the phone, ya big dope"- The Great One)
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As though we’re interested in hearing about this . . .


10 posted on 04/16/2008 6:09:32 AM PDT by No Dems 2004 (No Dems in 2008 either)
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Anyone know anything about this cookie diet?


13 posted on 04/16/2008 6:10:04 AM PDT by Fawn (Judge Judy Rules.)
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She should be thrilled he just turned to cookies instead of another nookie.


14 posted on 04/16/2008 6:10:49 AM PDT by Global2010
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maybe he got tired of her cookies.


15 posted on 04/16/2008 6:11:40 AM PDT by ken21 ( people die + you never ,hear from them again.)
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No cookie, no nookie?..........


19 posted on 04/16/2008 6:15:03 AM PDT by Red Badger ( We don't have science, but we do have consensus.......)
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I don't need to be on a cookie diet to NOT want to have sex with Madonna.
Her self righteous, gap toothed, fake english accent does it for me...
22 posted on 04/16/2008 6:18:05 AM PDT by Holicheese (Hillary deserves the CMoH for her time in Tuzla!)
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“Not tonight, honey, it was the ... ah ... the cookies! Yeah, that’s the ticket! the cookies. Sorry honey.”


23 posted on 04/16/2008 6:18:16 AM PDT by NonValueAdded (Who Would Montgomery Brewster Choose?)
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No wonder my wife just ordered me 20 cases of Girl Scout Cookies.


25 posted on 04/16/2008 6:22:31 AM PDT by Mr. Brightside
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http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/22044338.html

What a difference a couple weeks can make. On April 2nd she was describing their sex life as amazing and was denying any trouble in the marriage.


27 posted on 04/16/2008 6:32:54 AM PDT by kalee (The offenses we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we write in marble. JHuett)
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She can always fall back on Ladyfingers.


41 posted on 04/16/2008 7:42:43 AM PDT by tlb
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Is Hillary baking those cookies for him? /sarcasm

(Sheesh, why am I on THIS thread)


42 posted on 04/16/2008 7:46:12 AM PDT by PGalt
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It depends on the cookie ;o)
48 posted on 04/16/2008 8:26:01 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life)
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