Madonna's Husband Started Eating Cookies, Stopped Wanting Sex

Fox News ^ | Tuesday, April 15, 2008 | FOXNews

[Pistolshot]

Madonna's husband Guy Ritchie went on the Cookie Diet ... and stopped wanting to have sex with her as a result, she told a Phoenix radio show recently.

"My husband went on that Cookie Diet, and it was such a turn-off because he didn't want to have sex," she told "The Johnjay and Rich Show."

[exile]

“Ederly? She’s only 50...I’d like to see what you look like. I suppose he should divorce her and marry a 20 year old money seeker?”

According to Wikipedia, you are correct. She is only 50. But a half century of whoring and drugs can really take a toll. I frankly don’t give a damn what her hubby does, but I suspect it is the poolboy.

[Holicheese]

I don't need to be on a cookie diet to NOT want to have sex with Madonna.
Her self righteous, gap toothed, fake english accent does it for me...

[NonValueAdded]

“Not tonight, honey, it was the ... ah ... the cookies! Yeah, that’s the ticket! the cookies. Sorry honey.”

[Holicheese]

No, but I like the sound of it. How about a Chips Ahoy diet or a pecan Sandies diet. Now we are talking.

[Mr. Brightside]

No wonder my wife just ordered me 20 cases of Girl Scout Cookies.

[Holicheese]

“She’s only 50...I’d like to see what you look like. I suppose he should divorce her and marry a 20 year old money seeker?”

Ya, pretty much would be a good idea. Or maybe two 25 year olds. That equals 50 right.

[kalee]

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/22044338.html

What a difference a couple weeks can make. On April 2nd she was describing their sex life as amazing and was denying any trouble in the marriage.

[flying_bullet]

I think the cookies caused his brain chemicals to get back in balance, resulting in him seeing that she really is a skank.

[GBA]

I thought that was what he said about having sex with Whoppie Goldberg. Doesn't matter, probably always true for Ted regardless of who he's talking about.

[Fawn]

I’d love to see pix of all the big mouths in here.

[mysterio]

I’d love to see pix of all the big mouths in here.

Good point.

[stevio]

A.k.a. "stevio"

[Tax-chick]

You can see my picture on my profile. Imo, I look like a 41-year-old woman who’s had a lot of kids and needs a haircut.

This doesn’t change the fact that Madonna looks like a plastinated corpse.

[weegee]

She looks more like Willem Dafoe than Iggy Pop.

[weegee]

Well Whoopi has confessed to having 6 or 7 abortions, a decision that she tells us she never took lightly but seems to have lost track of.

[Holicheese]

I think you need to switch to decaf. You are a bit high strung today! And yes, I am extremely handsome!

[Fawn]

I think Madonna looks great....she’s not skinny skinny and she works out every day and eats right. She looks super healthy to me. I heard she snacks on asparagus. I envy how she looks...course.....I’d rather have her money.

[Holicheese]

Or that she is a skank.

[Tax-chick]

Okay. No accounting for taste. Presumably her husband found her attractive, as well - at least until he ate too many high-fiber cookies.

[EnigmaticAnomaly]

"No, but I like the sound of it. How about a Chips Ahoy diet or a pecan Sandies diet. Now we are talking."

Shortbread cookies (Melba Doone) are akin to ambrosia of the gods...:-)

Now if only they weren't so horrendously bad for my health...:-(