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Madonna's Husband Started Eating Cookies, Stopped Wanting Sex
Fox News ^ | Tuesday, April 15, 2008 | FOXNews

Posted on 04/16/2008 6:02:49 AM PDT by Pistolshot

Madonna's husband Guy Ritchie went on the Cookie Diet ... and stopped wanting to have sex with her as a result, she told a Phoenix radio show recently.

"My husband went on that Cookie Diet, and it was such a turn-off because he didn't want to have sex," she told "The Johnjay and Rich Show."

(Excerpt) Read more at foxnews.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; TV/Movies; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: madonna; weird; youthink
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Can you blame him?
1 posted on 04/16/2008 6:02:49 AM PDT by Pistolshot
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To: Pistolshot

Like thowing a hot dog down a hallway, as Ted Dansen once said.


2 posted on 04/16/2008 6:04:21 AM PDT by 50sDad (Liberals: Never Happy, Never Grateful, Never Right.)
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To: Pistolshot

Maybe if she tried the Cookie Diet (or the wine, pretzels, and Swiss Cake Rolls diet), he’d be interested again. Currently, she looks like one of those plastinated corpses they were showing at the science museum.


3 posted on 04/16/2008 6:04:53 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("It's hard to be stressed out over your spouse while you're in a bathtub drinking wine together.")
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To: Pistolshot

Maybe he got tired of her always TALKING through it....


4 posted on 04/16/2008 6:04:55 AM PDT by J40000
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To: Pistolshot

As long as she continues to look like Iggy Pop, I think he’ll stick to the cookies.


5 posted on 04/16/2008 6:06:18 AM PDT by giobruno
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To: Pistolshot

"Can you blame him?" Nope!

6 posted on 04/16/2008 6:08:02 AM PDT by DogBarkTree (The correct word isn't "immigrant" when what they are doing is "invading".)
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To: Pistolshot
They don't make Saran Wrap that's sturdy enough to make me want to do the dirty with “Maddonna”.
7 posted on 04/16/2008 6:08:02 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Women swooned in Mao's presence too.)
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"My husband went on that Cookie Diet, and it was such a turn-off because he didn't want to have sex,"

Instinct tells me that this did not stop her from having sex though.

8 posted on 04/16/2008 6:09:04 AM PDT by uptoolate (I don't fear the election - my God is there already - and bigger than them all.)
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To: Pistolshot

Sure. I’m sure it has nothing to do with the fact that his wife is an elderly skank.


9 posted on 04/16/2008 6:09:19 AM PDT by exile ("Get off the phone, ya big dope"- The Great One)
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To: Pistolshot

As though we’re interested in hearing about this . . .


10 posted on 04/16/2008 6:09:32 AM PDT by No Dems 2004 (No Dems in 2008 either)
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To: DogBarkTree

As Imus’s sidekick Bernie says,”Madonna” is a walking yeast infection.


11 posted on 04/16/2008 6:09:56 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Women swooned in Mao's presence too.)
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To: Gay State Conservative

That and only being able to hit one side at a time might be a factor.


12 posted on 04/16/2008 6:09:59 AM PDT by MrB (You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
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To: Pistolshot

Anyone know anything about this cookie diet?


13 posted on 04/16/2008 6:10:04 AM PDT by Fawn (Judge Judy Rules.)
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To: Pistolshot

She should be thrilled he just turned to cookies instead of another nookie.


14 posted on 04/16/2008 6:10:49 AM PDT by Global2010
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To: Pistolshot

maybe he got tired of her cookies.


15 posted on 04/16/2008 6:11:40 AM PDT by ken21 ( people die + you never ,hear from them again.)
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To: exile

Ederly? She’s only 50...I’d like to see what you look like. I suppose he should divorce her and marry a 20 year old money seeker?


16 posted on 04/16/2008 6:11:49 AM PDT by Fawn (Judge Judy Rules.)
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"Anyone know anything about this cookie diet?"

This guy wrote the book...


17 posted on 04/16/2008 6:12:23 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Global2010
She should be thrilled he just turned to cookies instead of another nookie.

You really think he hasn't turned to another nookie?

18 posted on 04/16/2008 6:12:36 AM PDT by dfwgator (11+7+15=3 Heismans)
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To: Pistolshot

No cookie, no nookie?..........


19 posted on 04/16/2008 6:15:03 AM PDT by Red Badger ( We don't have science, but we do have consensus.......)
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To: Fawn

http://www.cookiedietonline.com/?gclid=CLbGvenU35ICFRUvlgod-Vgr-Q

It seems to be one of those meal-replacement diets, only with a solid food instead of a protein-carb shake.


20 posted on 04/16/2008 6:15:56 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("It's hard to be stressed out over your spouse while you're in a bathtub drinking wine together.")
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