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Men lie for no reason because women make them
english.pravda.ru ^ | 5-8-2007 | Staff Writer

Posted on 05/08/2007 12:01:11 PM PDT by bedolido

Do you want to know the reasons why men tell lies? Those reasons are asking to be seen.

First off, a man lies to a woman to gain her approval because he simply cannot do without it. Second, he lies to prove that he can really stand out in a crowd, and therefore he deserves to find favor with her. And last but not least – he lies to her because it is easier for him to cut corners that way. Telling lies also helps him to get off scot-free when problems arise.


Men lie because of their women

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TOPICS: Conspiracy; Health/Medicine; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: lie; make; men; them; women
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To: AuntB
Let me come show you how to hunt them.......

It is great fun.

I have guided some folks to successful hunts here in OK......

81 posted on 05/08/2007 2:43:07 PM PDT by Osage Orange (The old/liberal/socialist media is the most ruthless and destructive enemy of this country.)
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To: bedolido
Haven't got time to read the entire thread but has anyone stated the Big One?

Women can fake orgasms.

But men can fake entire relationships.

82 posted on 05/08/2007 2:44:02 PM PDT by N. Theknow ((Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.))
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To: Mr. Jeeves
Oh it sounds nice, alright, but here's how it would really go down:

Woman: "Do I look nice in this dress?"

Man: "What do you think?"

Woman: "That's it, you think I'm fat!!!"

83 posted on 05/08/2007 2:45:23 PM PDT by Kaylee Frye
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To: Osage Orange

C’mon! LOL

I must admit, it’s a direct shot from my deck. They’re all over the place. I blew the head off a rattlesnake, so I think I can handle it. Some of these babies have got to weigh 50 pounds. My cousin in Texas tells me about shooting wild pigs all the time. He says they are like rats there.


84 posted on 05/08/2007 2:51:21 PM PDT by AuntB (" It takes more than walking across the border to be an American." Duncan Hunter)
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To: N. Theknow; TommyDale; indylindy; calcowgirl
.......has anyone stated the Big One? Women can fake orgasms. But men can fake entire relationships.......

ROTFLMBO.

85 posted on 05/08/2007 2:54:03 PM PDT by Liz (Hunter: For some candidates, a conservative constituency is an inconvenience. For me, it is my hope.)
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To: bedolido
no... just an aging software engineer working with kids half my age. They don't mind the heels... the dress code is casual business...

I guess this means I don't get a prize.

Oh well the prognosis is very good for you.

You need a frog juice smoothie, for your problem, you may need to go "Whole Frog"

Next night you will telling your wife to get dressed if you want to go to Hooters with me!

Your buddies will look at you in a whole new way, I will send the bill for the diagnosis and cure later! LOL

86 posted on 05/08/2007 2:54:41 PM PDT by dforest (Fighting the new liberal Conservatism. The Left foot in the GOP door.)
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To: bedolido

The classic example:
“Does this dress make me look fat?”


87 posted on 05/08/2007 2:57:01 PM PDT by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink)
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To: Liz; TommyDale; calcowgirl
.......has anyone stated the Big One? Women can fake orgasms. But men can fake entire relationships.......

Well not yet, but I am sure I can find someone to rise to the challenge!

In fact he should be popping up any minute!

88 posted on 05/08/2007 2:57:47 PM PDT by dforest (Fighting the new liberal Conservatism. The Left foot in the GOP door.)
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To: AuntB
Shoot one from your porch...and that's the end of that.

Then you have to HUNT them.....Call them, out maneuver them. Out fox them.

Tain't easy....Believe me.

P.S. "Tain't" is a good word......lol

89 posted on 05/08/2007 2:57:49 PM PDT by Osage Orange (The old/liberal/socialist media is the most ruthless and destructive enemy of this country.)
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To: AuntB
I must admit, it’s a direct shot from my deck. They’re all over the place. I blew the head off a rattlesnake, so I think I can handle it. Some of these babies have got to weigh 50 pounds. My cousin in Texas tells me about shooting wild pigs all the time. He says they are like rats there.

Oh, I thought y'all were talking about men.

Nevermind!

90 posted on 05/08/2007 3:01:36 PM PDT by dforest (Fighting the new liberal Conservatism. The Left foot in the GOP door.)
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To: indylindy; Liz; calcowgirl

Thread killer!


91 posted on 05/08/2007 3:22:30 PM PDT by TommyDale (Taxpayer funded abortions are not a Constitutional right, Mr. Giuliani!)
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To: Kaylee Frye
Well, the real Kaylee would never have said such a thing...even to Mal. ;)

I just have zero tolerance for immaturity, and the intention behind that question is about as shallow and immature as a woman can get.

92 posted on 05/08/2007 3:49:26 PM PDT by Mr. Jeeves ("Wise men don't need to debate; men who need to debate are not wise." -- Tao Te Ching)
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To: indylindy

LOL!


93 posted on 05/08/2007 4:00:02 PM PDT by TommyDale (Taxpayer funded abortions are not a Constitutional right, Mr. Giuliani!)
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To: Lil'freeper

A yippie yi yo. Yippie yi yay.

Git along little doggies!


94 posted on 05/08/2007 4:06:28 PM PDT by sauropod ("An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools." Ernest Hemingway)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

I think I’ll go to WalMart tomorrow!!!!!!!!


95 posted on 05/08/2007 4:35:02 PM PDT by Gabz (Nemo me impune lacessit (Latin for "No-one provokes me with impunity"))
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To: sauropod

Um, you better not have a collection of purses.


96 posted on 05/08/2007 6:07:58 PM PDT by Lil'freeper (You do not have the plug-in required to view this tagline.)
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To: bedolido

Before I ask Mr. Legs a question, I ALWAYS tell him, straight out, the ‘correct’ answer. He can choose to regurgitate my chosen response, or live on the edge and come up with his own. This takes most of the angst out of the stupid little questions like “Do I look fat?”...”Does your mother like me?”...”How was dinner?”...etc.


97 posted on 05/08/2007 9:40:59 PM PDT by LongElegantLegs (<--- "Crazy Aunt" Conservative)
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To: bedolido

I lie to avoid pain... Otherwise, I would smoke crack.


98 posted on 05/08/2007 9:45:16 PM PDT by Porterville (God is love and Dog is evol)
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To: Osage Orange

I’m making turkey jerky as I type.....No lie.

&&&
Ah, so you’re one of the Jerky Boys! :-)


99 posted on 05/09/2007 6:42:45 AM PDT by Bigg Red (Duncan Hunter in 2008!)
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To: Mr. Jeeves
Haha, no I know Kaylee would never say that!

Well, I don't know... If a man never compliments his woman, then maybe it's fair for her to dig for a compliment? But I'll admit that I'm probably young and immature, so that's my own perspective. If I asked my husband that question, it wouldn't be so much "Do I look fat?" as "Compliment me because I know I deserve it!" If that's immature and shallow (it probably is), so be it!

100 posted on 05/09/2007 8:54:51 AM PDT by Kaylee Frye
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