Men lie because of their women
Posted on 05/08/2007 12:01:11 PM PDT by bedolido
Do you want to know the reasons why men tell lies? Those reasons are asking to be seen.
First off, a man lies to a woman to gain her approval because he simply cannot do without it. Second, he lies to prove that he can really stand out in a crowd, and therefore he deserves to find favor with her. And last but not least – he lies to her because it is easier for him to cut corners that way. Telling lies also helps him to get off scot-free when problems arise.
Men lie because of their women
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I almost found it the other evening... she asked me where I wanted to go for dinner... I thought and thought and thought... and almost came up with an idea...
but then I ran out of my meager supply of testosterone and said... anywhere you like dear!
Reminded me of a country song.
Girls Lie Too
So she can’t go out tonight again
Her sister’s sick, she’s gotta baby-sit
Yeah, that sounds like a pretty good excuse
Now you didn’t hear any of this from me
But things aren’t always what they seem
Brace yourself, this may come as a shock to you
Girls lie, too
We don’t care how much money you make
What you drive or what you weigh
Size don’t matter anyway
Girls lie, too
Don’t think you’re the only ones
Who bend and break and stretch it some
We learn from you
Girls lie, too
We can’t wait to hear about your round of golf
We love to see deer heads hanging on the wall
And we like Hooter’s for their hotwings too
Other guys never cross our minds
We don’t wonder what it might be like
How could it be any better than it is with you
(Repeat Chorus)
Yeah, girls lie, too
We always forgive and forget
The cards and flowers you never sent
Will never be brought up again
Girls lie, too
Old gray sweatpants turn us on
We like your friends and we love your mom
And that’s the truth
Girls lie, too
Yeah that’s the truth
Girls lie, too
[No, we don’t care how much hair you have
Yeah, that looks good
Comb it over like that
Rrrrrrrrrrr...
LOL... I am in the same life raft...
Man, you’re as bad as that Diet Coke commercial a few years ago about the Construction worker and the office women in the building next door.
The article has it backwards.
The great philosopher Kelly Bundy taught me when she told her brother:
“Bud, don’t be a sucker all your life. Let me tell you the difference between men and women: we’re liars and you’re all idiots.”
So much hidden hostility. See, you are lying about that.
Maybe she has been taking your supply of testosterone!
Oh, trust me. In Real Life...we’re much worse, LOL!
Do you know where your purse is?
Yes. Sad.... but yes.
Scam at Wal-Mart, eh? (looking furiously through phone book to get address of nearest Wal-Mart).
what I do is sneak her supply of hormones she's taking because it has testosterone in it... I think it's called estedyl or something like that... she injects it (for some reason... this wouldn't be too bad except when I inject it... I have the strangest yearnings to shop for heels and give men orders).
Are we playing "What's My Line"? I know, you must be an ex mayor of a big metropolis!
Did I win!
Did I win!
no... just an aging software engineer working with kids half my age. They don't mind the heels... the dress code is casual business...
or is that business casual?
-- Tony Montana, Scarface
ROFL!!!
one movie I wish I had never seen... almost got rid of my chain-saw after watching it.
......and an inexplicable longing for silicone implants?.....
Play the video game. It rocks.
If men lie for no reason....what’s Hillary
Rodham-Sir Edmund wasn’t known yet when she was born and named after him and later she babysat for migrant farm workers who were working in downtown Chicago’s wheatfields- Clinton’s excuse?
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