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Men lie for no reason because women make them
english.pravda.ru ^
| 5-8-2007
| Staff Writer
Posted on 05/08/2007 12:01:11 PM PDT by bedolido
Do you want to know the reasons why men tell lies? Those reasons are asking to be seen.
First off, a man lies to a woman to gain her approval because he simply cannot do without it. Second, he lies to prove that he can really stand out in a crowd, and therefore he deserves to find favor with her. And last but not least he lies to her because it is easier for him to cut corners that way. Telling lies also helps him to get off scot-free when problems arise.
Men lie because of their women
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TOPICS: Conspiracy; Health/Medicine; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: lie; make; men; them; women
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see it's not our fault guys!!!
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posted on
05/08/2007 12:01:19 PM PDT
by
bedolido
To: bedolido
I thought the devil made us do it.
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posted on
05/08/2007 12:05:26 PM PDT
by
TommyDale
(Taxpayer funded abortions are not a Constitutional right, Mr. Giuliani!)
To: bedolido
Hey, you left off some of the more obnoxious parts, e.g.,
He says: Im looking for a woman to form a steady relationship. However, I may be the wrong kind of guy for such a relationship. It means: Youre okay for the time being. But I keep my eyes open.
&&
Well, fortunately, only the jerky guys lie.
My husband is so great he didn’t have to tell any lies to win my eternal devotion.
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posted on
05/08/2007 12:06:11 PM PDT
by
Bigg Red
(You are either with us or with the terrorists.)
To: bedolido
No argument with me. I especially like the line about getting off “scot free” when problems arise.
As if we women needed someone to tell us this!
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posted on
05/08/2007 12:08:09 PM PDT
by
dforest
(Fighting the new liberal Conservatism. The Left foot in the GOP door.)
To: bedolido
Men sell BS
Women buy it.
The smart ladies hold out for the good stuff.
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posted on
05/08/2007 12:08:46 PM PDT
by
misterrob
(Yankees Suck!)
To: indylindy
you see... men have absolutely no idea what a woman wants... so we answer "yes dear" to everything. There are special times when we get a small glimpse of what a woman wants... and we pounce on it... usually we get it wrong. But we try...
I've been married for 37 years to the same woman. I used to know what I wanted... now she tells me what I want. I'm even starting to look like her... boobs and all (need to lose about 20 pounds).
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posted on
05/08/2007 12:14:42 PM PDT
by
bedolido
(I can forgive you for killing my sons, but I cannot forgive you for forcing me to kill your sons)
To: bedolido; TommyDale
I've been married for 37 years to the same woman. I used to know what I wanted... now she tells me what I want. I'm even starting to look like her... boobs and all (need to lose about 20 pounds). LMAO!
Why you poor dear, maybe a nice big shot of testoterone would help!
You have been robbed!
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posted on
05/08/2007 12:19:12 PM PDT
by
dforest
(Fighting the new liberal Conservatism. The Left foot in the GOP door.)
To: indylindy
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posted on
05/08/2007 12:21:49 PM PDT
by
TommyDale
(Taxpayer funded abortions are not a Constitutional right, Mr. Giuliani!)
To: bedolido
Why, I'm thinking about
you, of course.
No, that dress makes you look thin!
Of course not, dear: she's not prettier than you.
I would never remarry if anything happened to you.
.
To: indylindy
I, also, have lost custody of all my testoterone. She doles it out on a PRN (as needed) basis -— usually enough to remind me there is a reason for it... but I can’t remember why...
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posted on
05/08/2007 12:25:43 PM PDT
by
bedolido
(I can forgive you for killing my sons, but I cannot forgive you for forcing me to kill your sons)
To: andy58-in-nh
Ohh, you have such BIG muscles! LOL - women lie, too.
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posted on
05/08/2007 12:26:15 PM PDT
by
tioga
To: bedolido
As Adam found out, a woman is no excuse for our sins.
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posted on
05/08/2007 12:26:21 PM PDT
by
unspun
(What do you think? Please think, before you answer.)
To: andy58-in-nh
I would never remarry if anything happened to you.Did you mean to say: "I would never remarry because of you".
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posted on
05/08/2007 12:27:17 PM PDT
by
bedolido
(I can forgive you for killing my sons, but I cannot forgive you for forcing me to kill your sons)
To: bedolido
First off, a man lies to a woman to gain her approval because he simply cannot do without it. That may be the silliest single line ever quoted on Free Republic. ;)
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posted on
05/08/2007 12:27:22 PM PDT
by
Mr. Jeeves
("Wise men don't need to debate; men who need to debate are not wise." -- Tao Te Ching)
To: bedolido
Did you mean to say: "I would never remarry because of you"It depends on what the question was that I was avoiding answering honestly.
To: bedolido
I, also, have lost custody of all my testoterone. She doles it out on a PRN (as needed) basis - usually enough to remind me there is a reason for it... but I cant remember why... I just guess your are stuck being one of the "Boobsy Twins" .
Have you started Bingo Night yet?
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posted on
05/08/2007 12:29:58 PM PDT
by
dforest
(Fighting the new liberal Conservatism. The Left foot in the GOP door.)
To: tioga
Ohh, you have such BIG muscles! LOL - women lie, too. I bet Rosie says that to Ellen all the time.
To: TommyDale
My father in law, a very wise man, who also shared my birthday, told me like it is...
He said men lie so we dont have to do things...like say he was asked to fold a towel, he would do it wrong so MIL would never ask again, same for dishes, homework with kids, anything.
It sort of makes sense but since I am in-tune with Dad in laws philosophy my husband does not get away with much. : )
Unless of course I let him.
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posted on
05/08/2007 12:31:12 PM PDT
by
alisasny
(RIP Lt. Kevin “Kojak” Davis BLUE ANGELS #6 THANKYOU!!)
To: bedolido
Woman: "Do I look nice in this dress?"
Man: "Yes, you look great".
It's the only possible answer........
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posted on
05/08/2007 12:31:48 PM PDT
by
Osage Orange
(The old/liberal/socialist media is the most ruthless and destructive enemy of this country.)
To: bedolido
Don’t lie to your wife. She’s gonna find out sooner or later and you’re not going to like what happens next...
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posted on
05/08/2007 12:32:21 PM PDT
by
Little Ray
(Rudy Guiliani: if his wives can't trust him, why should we?)
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