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Men lie for no reason because women make them
english.pravda.ru ^ | 5-8-2007 | Staff Writer

Posted on 05/08/2007 12:01:11 PM PDT by bedolido

Do you want to know the reasons why men tell lies? Those reasons are asking to be seen.

First off, a man lies to a woman to gain her approval because he simply cannot do without it. Second, he lies to prove that he can really stand out in a crowd, and therefore he deserves to find favor with her. And last but not least – he lies to her because it is easier for him to cut corners that way. Telling lies also helps him to get off scot-free when problems arise.


Men lie because of their women

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TOPICS: Conspiracy; Health/Medicine; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: lie; make; men; them; women
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see it's not our fault guys!!!
1 posted on 05/08/2007 12:01:19 PM PDT by bedolido
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To: bedolido

I thought the devil made us do it.


2 posted on 05/08/2007 12:05:26 PM PDT by TommyDale (Taxpayer funded abortions are not a Constitutional right, Mr. Giuliani!)
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To: bedolido

Hey, you left off some of the more obnoxious parts, e.g.,

He says: “I’m looking for a woman to form a steady relationship. However, I may be the wrong kind of guy for such a relationship.” It means: “You’re okay for the time being. But I keep my eyes open.”

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Well, fortunately, only the jerky guys lie.

My husband is so great he didn’t have to tell any lies to win my eternal devotion.


3 posted on 05/08/2007 12:06:11 PM PDT by Bigg Red (You are either with us or with the terrorists.)
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To: bedolido

No argument with me. I especially like the line about getting off “scot free” when problems arise.

As if we women needed someone to tell us this!


4 posted on 05/08/2007 12:08:09 PM PDT by dforest (Fighting the new liberal Conservatism. The Left foot in the GOP door.)
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To: bedolido

Men sell BS

Women buy it.

The smart ladies hold out for the good stuff.


5 posted on 05/08/2007 12:08:46 PM PDT by misterrob (Yankees Suck!)
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To: indylindy
you see... men have absolutely no idea what a woman wants... so we answer "yes dear" to everything. There are special times when we get a small glimpse of what a woman wants... and we pounce on it... usually we get it wrong. But we try...

I've been married for 37 years to the same woman. I used to know what I wanted... now she tells me what I want. I'm even starting to look like her... boobs and all (need to lose about 20 pounds).

6 posted on 05/08/2007 12:14:42 PM PDT by bedolido (I can forgive you for killing my sons, but I cannot forgive you for forcing me to kill your sons)
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I've been married for 37 years to the same woman. I used to know what I wanted... now she tells me what I want. I'm even starting to look like her... boobs and all (need to lose about 20 pounds).

LMAO!

Why you poor dear, maybe a nice big shot of testoterone would help!

You have been robbed!

7 posted on 05/08/2007 12:19:12 PM PDT by dforest (Fighting the new liberal Conservatism. The Left foot in the GOP door.)
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To: indylindy

ROTFLMBO!!


8 posted on 05/08/2007 12:21:49 PM PDT by TommyDale (Taxpayer funded abortions are not a Constitutional right, Mr. Giuliani!)
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To: bedolido
Why, I'm thinking about you, of course.

No, that dress makes you look thin!

Of course not, dear: she's not prettier than you.

I would never remarry if anything happened to you.  

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9 posted on 05/08/2007 12:24:00 PM PDT by andy58-in-nh
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To: indylindy

I, also, have lost custody of all my testoterone. She doles it out on a PRN (as needed) basis -— usually enough to remind me there is a reason for it... but I can’t remember why...


10 posted on 05/08/2007 12:25:43 PM PDT by bedolido (I can forgive you for killing my sons, but I cannot forgive you for forcing me to kill your sons)
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To: andy58-in-nh

Ohh, you have such BIG muscles! LOL - women lie, too.


11 posted on 05/08/2007 12:26:15 PM PDT by tioga
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To: bedolido
As Adam found out, a woman is no excuse for our sins.
12 posted on 05/08/2007 12:26:21 PM PDT by unspun (What do you think? Please think, before you answer.)
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To: andy58-in-nh
I would never remarry if anything happened to you.

Did you mean to say: "I would never remarry because of you".

13 posted on 05/08/2007 12:27:17 PM PDT by bedolido (I can forgive you for killing my sons, but I cannot forgive you for forcing me to kill your sons)
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To: bedolido
First off, a man lies to a woman to gain her approval because he simply cannot do without it.

That may be the silliest single line ever quoted on Free Republic. ;)

14 posted on 05/08/2007 12:27:22 PM PDT by Mr. Jeeves ("Wise men don't need to debate; men who need to debate are not wise." -- Tao Te Ching)
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To: bedolido
Did you mean to say: "I would never remarry because of you"

It depends on what the question was that I was avoiding answering honestly.

15 posted on 05/08/2007 12:29:23 PM PDT by andy58-in-nh
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To: bedolido
I, also, have lost custody of all my testoterone. She doles it out on a PRN (as needed) basis -— usually enough to remind me there is a reason for it... but I can’t remember why...

I just guess your are stuck being one of the "Boobsy Twins" .

Have you started Bingo Night yet?

16 posted on 05/08/2007 12:29:58 PM PDT by dforest (Fighting the new liberal Conservatism. The Left foot in the GOP door.)
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To: tioga
Ohh, you have such BIG muscles! LOL - women lie, too.

I bet Rosie says that to Ellen all the time.

17 posted on 05/08/2007 12:30:48 PM PDT by andy58-in-nh
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To: TommyDale

My father in law, a very wise man, who also shared my birthday, told me like it is...

He said men lie so we dont have to do things...like say he was asked to fold a towel, he would do it wrong so MIL would never ask again, same for dishes, homework with kids, anything.

It sort of makes sense but since I am in-tune with Dad in laws philosophy my husband does not get away with much. : )
Unless of course I let him.


18 posted on 05/08/2007 12:31:12 PM PDT by alisasny (RIP Lt. Kevin “Kojak” Davis BLUE ANGELS #6 THANKYOU!!)
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To: bedolido
Woman: "Do I look nice in this dress?"

Man: "Yes, you look great".

It's the only possible answer........

19 posted on 05/08/2007 12:31:48 PM PDT by Osage Orange (The old/liberal/socialist media is the most ruthless and destructive enemy of this country.)
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To: bedolido

Don’t lie to your wife. She’s gonna find out sooner or later and you’re not going to like what happens next...


20 posted on 05/08/2007 12:32:21 PM PDT by Little Ray (Rudy Guiliani: if his wives can't trust him, why should we?)
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