Hey, you left off some of the more obnoxious parts, e.g.,
He says: “I’m looking for a woman to form a steady relationship. However, I may be the wrong kind of guy for such a relationship.” It means: “You’re okay for the time being. But I keep my eyes open.”
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Well, fortunately, only the jerky guys lie.
My husband is so great he didn’t have to tell any lies to win my eternal devotion.
I'm making turkey jerky as I type.....No lie.