[Registered]

Oh, btw, Shep Smith is morphing into Dan Rather. If he says "the voters were saying throw the bums out" one more time I will personally fly to New York, rent a car and drive it into his beloved parking space and then kick his arrogant a**. I am done, I can't stomach that guy.

[The_Republican]

Only things dems would deliver are taxes, crime, moral decay, impeachment, lax security, and MACHACHAS!!!!

[JCEccles]

I want world peace and an end to greed and poverty.

I know we can do it! We just have to sit down and have a chat with these people who have been attacking us because of the hateful and unjust way the Republicans have treated them.

[quantim]

I want one of those jobs picking lettuce for $50 an hour that McCain said we wouldn't do, maybe the dems can come through now.

[Dems_R_Losers]

I want a complete ban on all lobbying of Congress except for personal visits in the congressman's office. No political contributions from lobbyists either. No dinners. No breakfasts. No golf. That means YOU, Vic Fazio and Jim Copeland. Unless you want to be the next Jack Abramoff.

Mrs. Pelosi has already promised "the most honest and ethical Congress in history." Great. I expect zero indictments, zero sex scandals, zero sweetheart earmarks for children of Senators and Congressman (are you listening Harry Reid and John Murtha????) I expect zero sexual harrassment charges and zero DUIs (woops, somebody better tell the Kennedys). I want Bill Jefferson expelled from Congress. NOW.

I want a 20 billion dollar federal bailout for General Motors, Ford, and Chrysler. Michigan is in the toilet and we expect Miss Stabenow to do something about it now that she can't make excuses that she is in the minority.

[NormsRevenge]

4) I want Universal Health Care, Universal Legal Care, Universal ass wiping. I want UNIVERSAL everything.


BumP That!

Might I add ... I want Universal FRee wireless everywhere.

I'm sitting here on my condo veranda sweating in hot and humid Kona using complimentary wireless.. I'm too cheap to pay for signal so I could sit inside where the fan is spinning away like the dems will be for days about this "historic victory".

[MadIvan]

Of course the biggest Democrat promise is to make everything perfect forever.

Regards, Ivan

[Havisham]

Someone here called Shep Smith "fruity", as in: Shep is getting fruity. I think it's the word I've needed to describe this ja** a**.

It's funny, but I really think it was that preacher I'd never heard of before, Haggard, who put us in the crapper.

[GoLightly]

Tear down that wall (er, I mean don't build it) & yeah, work on making those Israeli's tear down theirs.

Rewrite the Iraqi constitution, cuz Nancy, you promised. Show 'em how this whole democracy thing is really supposed to work.

Mandate Spanish lessons for all students & what the heck, make it mandatory for all adults too.

How soon can we hope to see impeachments for all of Bushhitler's judicial appointments?

The Electoral College has got to go!

Yee Haa

[Echo Talon]

Ditto!!! I WANT ALL THAT X10

[dfwgator]

Hey Rats, GIMME GIMME GIMME!!!!!!

[rabscuttle385]

The Democrats promised student loans with interest rates at half of where they are now (i.e. 3.4% instead of 6.8%), plus increased Pell grants.

How about, while they are at it, they can give all of us college students free tuition, fees, room and board?

The 'rats better deliver!

We college kids are waiting!

[SunkenCiv]

I want them to raise income taxes and all other taxes for my own good, and to erase the deficit overnight.

I want two men or two women to be able to marry just like everyone else.

I want homeschooling and truancy criminalized.

I want marijuana decriminalized.

I want my privacy protected the same way they've protected the privacy of Mark Foley.

I want every covert method of surveillance used to detect terrorist activity exposed by public hearings and the people responsible for same to be prosecuted.

I want them to stop supporting Israel, because our support for Israel is the onlyiest reason the Moslems are so angry with us.

[HAL9000]

You've pretty much covered their "First 100 Hours" agenda.

It was a sad night for us - but so far, I don't see the sort of angst and pitiful dejection that the Democrats exhibited after losing previous elections.

[8thChild]

He will never be Dan Rather - I'm watching Shep continuously stressing to the American people that they need to wake up and realize that terrorists are out there and they want to kill us. This election does not reflect a nation concerned about this fact.

[Ms. AntiFeminazi]

I want to see New Orleans and the rest of Lousiana and Mississippi/Alabama restored to their pre-Katrina condition with the first 100 days. I want to see all the money Texas has poured into those states refunded and all the people housed here back at home within the first 100 days.

If my dog doesn't straighten up, I might insist the take him back as well. LOL

[Ms. AntiFeminazi]

I want to see the person who leaked Valerie Plume's identity prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

I want all prisoners of war released immediately. Free Saddam!

[Velveeta]

I want them to talk to the terrorists and make them stop this terrorist nuisance within 90 days.

Oh and free abortions. Abort, abort, abort.

[Mo1]

Well .. the dems did promise us Americans and a promise is a promise

I want a free car to go with that free gas

[Mo1]

You know what else I want

Some sweet land deals like Harry Reid got

[Txsleuth]

Don't forget getting rid of the deficit by Monday.