You know what else I want
Some sweet land deals like Harry Reid got
And I want a sweet-heart house deal like the one Bill and Hill had with Terry McAwful. In fact, I want a free house. I've never owned any property in my whole life. Because I'm a senile senior citizen, I shouldn't have to live in an apartment. And can I get one of those illegal immigrants to come in and clean my house, cook my meals, wash my clothes and wipe my ass? Afterall, I'm an American and don't want to do those jobs.