Okay Dems, you better deliver, and then some.

Registered ^ | 11-08-06 | Registere

[Registered]

I'm ready for the big payoff from this election. I think it's time to just push the Dems to deliver everything they promised PLUS some.

1) I want them to fully fund stem cell research, fetal, adult, geriatric, I just don't care where the stem cells come from, I want the miracles they promised to be delivered, and it better be quick.

2) I want every damn illegal immigrant to become naturalized citizens. I want to see them taking my order at McDonald's so my kid can be the rocket scientist I know he can be.

3) I want our troops pulled out of Iraq, Afghanistan, and anywhere else. I want American boots on American soil. NOW. I want to see them on boats coming back here within the first 100 days of Democratic control.

4) I want Universal Health Care, Universal Legal Care, Universal ass wiping. I want UNIVERSAL everything.

5) I want the government to tax, tax, tax the oil and petroleum industries to the point where they no longer make one red profitable cent. I want free gas.

6) I want them to start the impeachment process of President Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld. I don't care if they did anything wrong, I want Cindy Sheehan and Michael Moore to be the chief witnesses against them. I think we could even get Castro, the petite Iranian President whats-his-name, Hugo Chavez and lil Kim from North Korea to testify against them. I want a free Babs concert too.

7) I want the minimum wage raised to 20 or 30 dollars an hour. I want that within the first 100 days as well.

8) I want lots more, but am too exhausted thinking how wonderful life is going to be now!

Feel free to post what you want from the Dems.

[Registered]

Oh, btw, Shep Smith is morphing into Dan Rather. If he says "the voters were saying throw the bums out" one more time I will personally fly to New York, rent a car and drive it into his beloved parking space and then kick his arrogant a**. I am done, I can't stomach that guy.

[The_Republican]

Only things dems would deliver are taxes, crime, moral decay, impeachment, lax security, and MACHACHAS!!!!

[Registered]

Yes, I want all of that too! Thank you for adding to my list.

[The_Republican]

LOL!

Great list!

You should send it to Limbauh!

This would add pressure on dems (really) and relieve stress....

[Registered]

We need a BIGGER list! The Dems will deliver. They promised!

[JCEccles]

I want world peace and an end to greed and poverty.

I know we can do it! We just have to sit down and have a chat with these people who have been attacking us because of the hateful and unjust way the Republicans have treated them.

[Lib-Lickers 2]

the absolute morons in the inner cities just put this country into the crapper

[quantim]

I want one of those jobs picking lettuce for $50 an hour that McCain said we wouldn't do, maybe the dems can come through now.

[Dems_R_Losers]

I want a complete ban on all lobbying of Congress except for personal visits in the congressman's office. No political contributions from lobbyists either. No dinners. No breakfasts. No golf. That means YOU, Vic Fazio and Jim Copeland. Unless you want to be the next Jack Abramoff.

Mrs. Pelosi has already promised "the most honest and ethical Congress in history." Great. I expect zero indictments, zero sex scandals, zero sweetheart earmarks for children of Senators and Congressman (are you listening Harry Reid and John Murtha????) I expect zero sexual harrassment charges and zero DUIs (woops, somebody better tell the Kennedys). I want Bill Jefferson expelled from Congress. NOW.

I want a 20 billion dollar federal bailout for General Motors, Ford, and Chrysler. Michigan is in the toilet and we expect Miss Stabenow to do something about it now that she can't make excuses that she is in the minority.

[NormsRevenge]

4) I want Universal Health Care, Universal Legal Care, Universal ass wiping. I want UNIVERSAL everything.


BumP That!

Might I add ... I want Universal FRee wireless everywhere.

I'm sitting here on my condo veranda sweating in hot and humid Kona using complimentary wireless.. I'm too cheap to pay for signal so I could sit inside where the fan is spinning away like the dems will be for days about this "historic victory".

[MadIvan]

Of course the biggest Democrat promise is to make everything perfect forever.

Regards, Ivan

[Registered]

Beauty!

[Havisham]

Someone here called Shep Smith "fruity", as in: Shep is getting fruity. I think it's the word I've needed to describe this ja** a**.

It's funny, but I really think it was that preacher I'd never heard of before, Haggard, who put us in the crapper.

[Registered]

And if it isn't perfect forever, we need to whine and cry about it, everywhere,everytime, all the time.

[GoLightly]

Tear down that wall (er, I mean don't build it) & yeah, work on making those Israeli's tear down theirs.

Rewrite the Iraqi constitution, cuz Nancy, you promised. Show 'em how this whole democracy thing is really supposed to work.

Mandate Spanish lessons for all students & what the heck, make it mandatory for all adults too.

How soon can we hope to see impeachments for all of Bushhitler's judicial appointments?

The Electoral College has got to go!

Yee Haa

[Echo Talon]

Ditto!!! I WANT ALL THAT X10

[dfwgator]

Hey Rats, GIMME GIMME GIMME!!!!!!

[MadIvan]

Presumably we also get their "plans" now...in comic book format.

Regards, Ivan

[rabscuttle385]

The Democrats promised student loans with interest rates at half of where they are now (i.e. 3.4% instead of 6.8%), plus increased Pell grants.

How about, while they are at it, they can give all of us college students free tuition, fees, room and board?

The 'rats better deliver!

We college kids are waiting!

[rabscuttle385]

Oh, I'm sorry, and I forgot the best pastime for college folk: free beer.

Yes, 'rats, we want free beer!