It's been an entire day and no cheese has arrived, what are they waiting for?
Free gas? Well, OK - but then I need the government to pay *me* for the gas they aren't paying the oil companies for.
Then I need some living expenses. Oh, I know! I need an arts grant! Yeah, that's the ticket. I will create a lifestyle that is the "fine art of living" and will need probably $20 grand per month for this, along with the Mercedes-Benz, free gas, free insurance, free medical care, free food, free cosmetics, free clothes, free hair care, free shoes, free big-screen TV for my free media room in my free house, free DVDs of every movie or TV show I've never seen because I was too busy working, free paint, free maid service, free crafts supplies for my occupational therapy when I won't have to do anything at all for myself anymore, a free Vespa just because, free holiday decorations, free wireless computers and instantaneous free upgrades of all software I desire auto-loaded and ummmm ... free more!
I fixed it.
Me, I just want the gasbags at the Washington comPost and the gasbags of our own on talk radio to JUST SHUT UP.