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The Official Friday Silliness Thread: Elections, Detections, and any other directions
Sacramento Bee (Why not ask the Bees?) ^ | 10-03-06 | Sully777

Posted on 11/03/2006 12:27:26 AM PST by sully777

"Mickey Mouse, Al Kaholic and Mike Bibby will not be elected as write-in candidates, so Mr. Funnyman, you might as well forget about casting votes for them this November.

What may be funny to you, election officials say, isn't funny to them -- because the off-the-cuff write-in votes take a lot of extra time to count, delaying unofficial election night results for hours and final results for days after the election..." [Snip]


(Attribution: Ed Fletcher - Bee Staff Writer. October 21, 2006 Page B1

(Excerpt) Read more at sacbee.com ...


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Conspiracy; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: funnies; ofst; sillyvote; whoopwhoop
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To: girlscout

This day will not get over quick enough!!!!!

161 posted on 11/03/2006 12:02:34 PM PST by JJR RNCH (Your mother doesn't work here!! Clean up after YOURSELF.)
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To: JJR RNCH

It's not going any faster from where I'm sitting either. :)


162 posted on 11/03/2006 12:14:28 PM PST by EX52D (Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
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To: EX52D

Giving up on the work "thing" for today. Have a great weekend.


163 posted on 11/03/2006 12:25:49 PM PST by JJR RNCH (Your mother doesn't work here!! Clean up after YOURSELF.)
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To: JJR RNCH

Aw, you're lucky. Have a good weekend! :)


164 posted on 11/03/2006 12:44:01 PM PST by EX52D (Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
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To: JJR RNCH
I hear you pal. I just had to do some actual work and on a Friday afternoon! One of these days I'm going to have a serious discussion about this with my boss.


165 posted on 11/03/2006 12:51:57 PM PST by girlscout
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To: groovejedi
So is taking a bite off of someone else's hamburger....

I've been to acouple of those sites that list the "goofy" laws we have in this country... some of them are scarey and some are a riot.
166 posted on 11/03/2006 12:57:33 PM PST by loboinok (Gun control is hitting what you aim at!)
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To: sully777

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1731737/posts

Pledges In Apparent Hazing Ritual May Have Been Sexually Assaulted (diapers, fairy wings, women's panties and mangled hot dogs)


167 posted on 11/03/2006 12:59:13 PM PST by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
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To: finnman69

mangled hot dogs?


168 posted on 11/03/2006 1:18:18 PM PST by Rightly Biased (Valor is a Gift.Those having it never know for sure whether they have it till the test comes)
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To: JRios1968

I'll remember that! Is that your birthday?


169 posted on 11/03/2006 1:23:55 PM PST by Theresawithanh (Every time I hear the word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate.)
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To: Theresawithanh

hmmmmm, mayyyyybe?


170 posted on 11/03/2006 1:25:25 PM PST by JRios1968 (Tagline wanted...inquire within)
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To: The_Victor

But...won't they do that anyway, whether you feed them or not? That's been my experience, anyway.


171 posted on 11/03/2006 1:25:35 PM PST by Theresawithanh (Every time I hear the word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate.)
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To: HOTTIEBOY

How tall are you private?
Five foot nine, Sir!
Five foot nine, I didn't know they stacked $**t that high!


172 posted on 11/03/2006 1:27:45 PM PST by JRios1968 (Tagline wanted...inquire within)
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To: absolootezer0
saurkraut, corned beef, thousand island (in place of pizza sauce) swiss cheese. reuben pizza. :)

Well, you know I'm going to be trying that one! Thanks...sounds really good.
173 posted on 11/03/2006 1:33:59 PM PST by loboinok (Gun control is hitting what you aim at!)
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To: sully777
Am I the only one who thought that commercial needed an Uzi?
174 posted on 11/03/2006 1:37:22 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (De inimico non loquaris sed cogites)
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To: JRios1968

175 posted on 11/03/2006 1:59:28 PM PST by HOTTIEBOY (I'm your huckleberry)
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To: absolootezer0
saurkraut, corned beef, thousand island (in place of pizza sauce) swiss cheese. reuben pizza. :)

My favorite....
Grilled chicken (diced) ranch dressing (in place of pizza sauce) and onions and peppers and whatnot, covered with swiss and mozzeralla cheese.
chicken pizza
176 posted on 11/03/2006 2:03:50 PM PST by HOTTIEBOY (I'm your huckleberry)
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To: fredhead

Do you feel dizzy? Do you feel faint?
Jesus H Christ! I think you got a ........
177 posted on 11/03/2006 2:07:09 PM PST by HOTTIEBOY (I'm your huckleberry)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

A cluster bomb would be faster


178 posted on 11/03/2006 2:39:37 PM PST by JRios1968 (Tagline wanted...inquire within)
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To: HOTTIEBOY

That sounds scrumptious!

Round Table used to have this pizza with chicken, alfredo sauce in place of pizza sauce, artichoke hearts, cheese, peppers and olives. I had to actually go on medication when they discontinued it.


179 posted on 11/03/2006 2:44:52 PM PST by Theresawithanh (Every time I hear the word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate.)
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To: sully777
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180 posted on 11/03/2006 3:53:11 PM PST by cripplecreek (If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
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