The Official Friday Silliness Thread: Elections, Detections, and any other directions

Sacramento Bee (Why not ask the Bees?) ^ | 10-03-06 | Sully777

[sully777]

"Mickey Mouse, Al Kaholic and Mike Bibby will not be elected as write-in candidates, so Mr. Funnyman, you might as well forget about casting votes for them this November.

What may be funny to you, election officials say, isn't funny to them -- because the off-the-cuff write-in votes take a lot of extra time to count, delaying unofficial election night results for hours and final results for days after the election..." [Snip]

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(Attribution: Ed Fletcher - Bee Staff Writer. October 21, 2006 Page B1

[JJR RNCH]

This day will not get over quick enough!!!!!

[EX52D]

It's not going any faster from where I'm sitting either. :)

[JJR RNCH]

Giving up on the work "thing" for today. Have a great weekend.

[EX52D]

Aw, you're lucky. Have a good weekend! :)

[girlscout]

I hear you pal. I just had to do some actual work and on a Friday afternoon! One of these days I'm going to have a serious discussion about this with my boss.

[loboinok]

So is taking a bite off of someone else's hamburger....

I've been to acouple of those sites that list the "goofy" laws we have in this country... some of them are scarey and some are a riot.

[finnman69]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1731737/posts

Pledges In Apparent Hazing Ritual May Have Been Sexually Assaulted (diapers, fairy wings, women's panties and mangled hot dogs)

[Rightly Biased]

mangled hot dogs?

[Theresawithanh]

I'll remember that! Is that your birthday?

[JRios1968]

hmmmmm, mayyyyybe?

[Theresawithanh]

But...won't they do that anyway, whether you feed them or not? That's been my experience, anyway.

[JRios1968]

How tall are you private?
Five foot nine, Sir!
Five foot nine, I didn't know they stacked $**t that high!

[loboinok]

saurkraut, corned beef, thousand island (in place of pizza sauce) swiss cheese. reuben pizza. :)

Well, you know I'm going to be trying that one! Thanks...sounds really good.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Am I the only one who thought that commercial needed an Uzi?

[HOTTIEBOY]

[HOTTIEBOY]

saurkraut, corned beef, thousand island (in place of pizza sauce) swiss cheese. reuben pizza. :)

My favorite....
Grilled chicken (diced) ranch dressing (in place of pizza sauce) and onions and peppers and whatnot, covered with swiss and mozzeralla cheese.
chicken pizza

[HOTTIEBOY]

Do you feel dizzy? Do you feel faint?
Jesus H Christ! I think you got a ........

[JRios1968]

A cluster bomb would be faster

[Theresawithanh]

That sounds scrumptious!

Round Table used to have this pizza with chicken, alfredo sauce in place of pizza sauce, artichoke hearts, cheese, peppers and olives. I had to actually go on medication when they discontinued it.

[cripplecreek]