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The Official Friday Silliness Thread: Elections, Detections, and any other directions
Sacramento Bee (Why not ask the Bees?) ^
| 10-03-06
| Sully777
Posted on 11/03/2006 12:27:26 AM PST by sully777
"Mickey Mouse, Al Kaholic and Mike Bibby will not be elected as write-in candidates, so Mr. Funnyman, you might as well forget about casting votes for them this November.
What may be funny to you, election officials say, isn't funny to them -- because the off-the-cuff write-in votes take a lot of extra time to count, delaying unofficial election night results for hours and final results for days after the election..." [Snip]
(Attribution: Ed Fletcher - Bee Staff Writer. October 21, 2006 Page B1
(Excerpt) Read more at sacbee.com ...
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Conspiracy; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: funnies; ofst; sillyvote; whoopwhoop
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posted on
11/03/2006 12:27:27 AM PST
by
sully777
To: pax_et_bonum; BruceysMom; Gordongekko909; macmedic892; Married to KoSI; Monkey Face; sassygirl; ...
Click the Pic For Monty Python's Silly Elections
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posted on
11/03/2006 12:40:08 AM PST
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: sully777
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posted on
11/03/2006 12:43:44 AM PST
by
Dallas59
(Muslims Are Only Guests In Western Countries)
To: sully777
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posted on
11/03/2006 12:44:42 AM PST
by
Dallas59
(Muslims Are Only Guests In Western Countries)
To: Dallas59
I thought my room was a mess...
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posted on
11/03/2006 12:45:10 AM PST
by
Dallas59
(Muslims Are Only Guests In Western Countries)
To: sully777
TGIF!! Go Republicans. I pray that they win.
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posted on
11/03/2006 12:46:52 AM PST
by
rambo316
(Peace Through Superior Firepower and God.)
To: sully777
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posted on
11/03/2006 12:47:02 AM PST
by
Allegra
(Help! I'm "Stuck in Iraq!" I KNEW I Should Have Studied Harder....)
To: sully777
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posted on
11/03/2006 12:47:41 AM PST
by
Dallas59
(Muslims Are Only Guests In Western Countries)
To: Dallas59; Allegra; Aussie Dasher; martin_fierro
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posted on
11/03/2006 12:48:39 AM PST
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: sully777
Wow, you guys really start early! This is the first *OFST* I've made it to in a good, long while. Here's my meager contribution:
Days to Celebrate in November:
November 1 is Plan Your Epitaph Day
November 6 is Saxophone Day and Marooned Without A Compass Day
November 7 is Republicans Vote Day
November 8 is Democrats Vote Day
November 10 is Forget-Me-Not Day
November 12 is National Pizza With The Works Except Anchovies Day
November 15 is National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day
November 19 is Have A Bad Day Day
November 22 is Start Your Own Country Day
November 26 is Shopping Reminder Day
November 28 is Make Your Own Head Day
November 30 is Stay At Home Because You're Well Day
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posted on
11/03/2006 12:48:55 AM PST
by
Theresawithanh
(Every time I hear the word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate.)
To: sully777
To: Allegra
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posted on
11/03/2006 12:49:53 AM PST
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: Troublemaker
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posted on
11/03/2006 12:50:37 AM PST
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: sully777
The little kid reading the paper on the "throne" tickled my funny bone.
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posted on
11/03/2006 12:51:39 AM PST
by
Allegra
(Help! I'm "Stuck in Iraq!" I KNEW I Should Have Studied Harder....)
To: Theresawithanh
We're usually here at this hour. You have to use the drive thru though...
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posted on
11/03/2006 12:52:55 AM PST
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: Theresawithanh
November 12 is National Pizza With The Works Except Anchovies Day What if you happen to like anchovies? Is there a day for that? ;-)
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posted on
11/03/2006 12:53:36 AM PST
by
Allegra
(Help! I'm "Stuck in Iraq!" I KNEW I Should Have Studied Harder....)
To: Allegra
Allegra, for you, I'll let you make one! Or maybe you could just go on November 12 and order anchovies on the side?
You actually like anchovies?
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posted on
11/03/2006 12:56:05 AM PST
by
Theresawithanh
(Every time I hear the word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate.)
To: Troublemaker
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posted on
11/03/2006 12:58:26 AM PST
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: sully777
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posted on
11/03/2006 12:58:51 AM PST
by
Dallas59
(Muslims Are Only Guests In Western Countries)
To: sully777
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posted on
11/03/2006 12:59:57 AM PST
by
Dallas59
(Muslims Are Only Guests In Western Countries)
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