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The Official Friday Silliness Thread: Elections, Detections, and any other directions
Sacramento Bee (Why not ask the Bees?) ^ | 10-03-06 | Sully777

Posted on 11/03/2006 12:27:26 AM PST by sully777

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To: sully777

Pizzas with anchovies are illegal in Oklahoma!


41 posted on 11/03/2006 1:51:09 AM PST by loboinok (Gun control is hitting what you aim at!)
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To: loboinok
[Dramatic political ad music] Tell the fat cats in Washington that anchovies are bad for America, bad for the economy, bad for the defense of this great nation, and dangerous to our children. On Novemeber 7th vote NO on Prop 175--it means no more anchovies forever--do it for the children.
42 posted on 11/03/2006 1:57:24 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: sully777

ROFLMBO


43 posted on 11/03/2006 1:58:55 AM PST by loboinok (Gun control is hitting what you aim at!)
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To: sully777

This was posted a bit ago, by FReeper- Keltik

AGENDA FOR THE DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION 2008

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning. 7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to the U.N. 7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 7:35 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton. 8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging. 8:15 P.M. Gay Wedding -- Barney Frank presiding. 8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan -- Susan Sarandon. 9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. "The proper etiquette for surrender" -- French President Jacques Chirac 9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund 9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay. Sean Penn 9:40 P.M. "Why I hate the Military", A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton 9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael Moore 9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 10:00 P.M. "How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers" -- Howard Dean 10:30 P.M. Nomination of Ms. Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahnadinejad 11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet 11:15 P.M. "Our Troops are War Criminals" -- John Kerry 11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Ms. Hillary Rodham Clinton 12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home.


44 posted on 11/03/2006 2:00:09 AM PST by loboinok (Gun control is hitting what you aim at!)
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To: loboinok

Why would you want to wreck a perfectly good pizza anyway?


45 posted on 11/03/2006 2:20:58 AM PST by AzNASCARfan
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To: AzNASCARfan

Exactly! I like about anything on a pizza with the exception of anchovies and pineapple.

Saurkraut doesn't sound all that great either, but I love Canadian bacon/saurkraut pizza.


46 posted on 11/03/2006 2:42:13 AM PST by loboinok (Gun control is hitting what you aim at!)
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To: Theresawithanh

"November 28 is Make Your Own Head Day"

So for those of us who served in the Navy and Marines.....

we're supposed to build our own bathroom???


47 posted on 11/03/2006 4:48:43 AM PST by fredhead (What this world needs is a few more rednecks - Charlie Daniels)
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To: Allegra
Don't care for anchovies, but I like these...
48 posted on 11/03/2006 4:51:38 AM PST by fredhead (What this world needs is a few more rednecks - Charlie Daniels)
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To: sully777

My aunt had one that said:

If you sprinkle
When you tinkle
Please be neat
And wipe the seat


49 posted on 11/03/2006 4:56:30 AM PST by fredhead (What this world needs is a few more rednecks - Charlie Daniels)
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To: Allegra; sully777

50 posted on 11/03/2006 5:00:42 AM PST by ErnBatavia (Meep Meep)
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To: sully777

Happy Friday, sully.


51 posted on 11/03/2006 5:09:25 AM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: sully777
And so deer season begins.....


52 posted on 11/03/2006 5:26:32 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: Dallas59

53 posted on 11/03/2006 5:33:04 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: Theresawithanh

You forgot Nov 14 is Be Nice to JRios Day.

It's true..


54 posted on 11/03/2006 5:34:30 AM PST by JRios1968 (Tagline wanted...inquire within)
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To: JRios1968

I'll write that on my calendar.


55 posted on 11/03/2006 5:42:45 AM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: Dallas59
Mmmmmmmmmmm,....

unprocessed pork......


56 posted on 11/03/2006 5:48:52 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: Auntbee

You're an angel :)


57 posted on 11/03/2006 5:49:17 AM PST by JRios1968 (Tagline wanted...inquire within)
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To: sully777
Don't forget the silliest election pics!



58 posted on 11/03/2006 5:52:26 AM PST by SquirrelKing (Kayaking, environmental-conservationist, organic food eating, beer loving, gun owning conservative.)
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To: Troublemaker

Think about it before you ask.....

59 posted on 11/03/2006 5:53:30 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: JRios1968

Don't let that halo fool you!!


60 posted on 11/03/2006 6:15:22 AM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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