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The Official Friday Silliness Thread: Elections, Detections, and any other directions
Sacramento Bee (Why not ask the Bees?) ^
| 10-03-06
| Sully777
Posted on 11/03/2006 12:27:26 AM PST by sully777
"Mickey Mouse, Al Kaholic and Mike Bibby will not be elected as write-in candidates, so Mr. Funnyman, you might as well forget about casting votes for them this November.
What may be funny to you, election officials say, isn't funny to them -- because the off-the-cuff write-in votes take a lot of extra time to count, delaying unofficial election night results for hours and final results for days after the election..." [Snip]
(Attribution: Ed Fletcher - Bee Staff Writer. October 21, 2006 Page B1
(Excerpt) Read more at sacbee.com ...
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Conspiracy; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: funnies; ofst; sillyvote; whoopwhoop
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To: sully777
Pizzas with anchovies are illegal in Oklahoma!
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posted on
11/03/2006 1:51:09 AM PST
by
loboinok
(Gun control is hitting what you aim at!)
To: loboinok
[Dramatic political ad music] Tell the fat cats in Washington that anchovies are bad for America, bad for the economy, bad for the defense of this great nation, and dangerous to our children. On Novemeber 7th vote NO on Prop 175--it means no more anchovies forever--do it for the children.
42
posted on
11/03/2006 1:57:24 AM PST
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: sully777
43
posted on
11/03/2006 1:58:55 AM PST
by
loboinok
(Gun control is hitting what you aim at!)
To: sully777
This was posted a bit ago, by FReeper- Keltik
AGENDA FOR THE DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION 2008
7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning. 7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to the U.N. 7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 7:35 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton. 8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging. 8:15 P.M. Gay Wedding -- Barney Frank presiding. 8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan -- Susan Sarandon. 9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. "The proper etiquette for surrender" -- French President Jacques Chirac 9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund 9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay. Sean Penn 9:40 P.M. "Why I hate the Military", A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton 9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael Moore 9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 10:00 P.M. "How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers" -- Howard Dean 10:30 P.M. Nomination of Ms. Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahnadinejad 11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet 11:15 P.M. "Our Troops are War Criminals" -- John Kerry 11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Ms. Hillary Rodham Clinton 12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home.
44
posted on
11/03/2006 2:00:09 AM PST
by
loboinok
(Gun control is hitting what you aim at!)
To: loboinok
Why would you want to wreck a perfectly good pizza anyway?
To: AzNASCARfan
Exactly! I like about anything on a pizza with the exception of anchovies and pineapple.
Saurkraut doesn't sound all that great either, but I love Canadian bacon/saurkraut pizza.
46
posted on
11/03/2006 2:42:13 AM PST
by
loboinok
(Gun control is hitting what you aim at!)
To: Theresawithanh
"November 28 is Make Your Own Head Day"
So for those of us who served in the Navy and Marines.....
we're supposed to build our own bathroom???
47
posted on
11/03/2006 4:48:43 AM PST
by
fredhead
(What this world needs is a few more rednecks - Charlie Daniels)
To: Allegra
Don't care for anchovies, but I like these...
48
posted on
11/03/2006 4:51:38 AM PST
by
fredhead
(What this world needs is a few more rednecks - Charlie Daniels)
To: sully777
My aunt had one that said:
If you sprinkle
When you tinkle
Please be neat
And wipe the seat
49
posted on
11/03/2006 4:56:30 AM PST
by
fredhead
(What this world needs is a few more rednecks - Charlie Daniels)
To: Allegra; sully777
50
posted on
11/03/2006 5:00:42 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(Meep Meep)
To: sully777
51
posted on
11/03/2006 5:09:25 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: sully777
And so deer season begins.....
52
posted on
11/03/2006 5:26:32 AM PST
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: Dallas59
53
posted on
11/03/2006 5:33:04 AM PST
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: Theresawithanh
You forgot Nov 14 is Be Nice to JRios Day.
It's true..
54
posted on
11/03/2006 5:34:30 AM PST
by
JRios1968
(Tagline wanted...inquire within)
To: JRios1968
I'll write that on my calendar.
55
posted on
11/03/2006 5:42:45 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: Dallas59
Mmmmmmmmmmm,....
unprocessed pork......
56
posted on
11/03/2006 5:48:52 AM PST
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: Auntbee
57
posted on
11/03/2006 5:49:17 AM PST
by
JRios1968
(Tagline wanted...inquire within)
To: sully777
58
posted on
11/03/2006 5:52:26 AM PST
by
SquirrelKing
(Kayaking, environmental-conservationist, organic food eating, beer loving, gun owning conservative.)
To: Troublemaker
Think about it before you ask.....
59
posted on
11/03/2006 5:53:30 AM PST
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: JRios1968
Don't let that halo fool you!!
60
posted on
11/03/2006 6:15:22 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
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