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Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog
Ananova ^
| 2006
Posted on 09/15/2006 10:16:37 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.
Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.
But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated.
A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."
TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: hilf; napl; spinynorman; viniusinvictus
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To: A CA Guy
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posted on
09/15/2006 10:40:21 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: Slings and Arrows
Betcha the patient's premiums will be going up. Which is ironic since his "you-know-what" certainly won't be anytime soon.
To: Slings and Arrows
who do I contact to nominate for a Darwin award?
23
posted on
09/15/2006 10:42:54 PM PDT
by
verum ago
(To the UN:Diplomacy is useful only when backed by the threat of swift, merciless, and violent death.)
To: DeFault User
We never cuddle anymore, Zoran
"Daddy, please come home."
24
posted on
09/15/2006 10:47:58 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("I've never seen so many testicles in my life.")
To: Slings and Arrows; pissant; martin_fierro
Here lies intombed
Beneath these bricks
The scabbard of ten
Thousand pricks.
William Lort Mansel (1753 - 1820)
Epitaph on a willing girl
Cheers!
To: Xenalyte
To: Slings and Arrows
To: pissant
Only thing worse is sex with a lawyer or Hillary Clinton/Pelosi/Boxer/Feinstein/Helen Thomas.. :\
To: Slings and Arrows
29
posted on
09/16/2006 4:08:12 AM PDT
by
75thOVI
(I need a sheep to keep me warm thro' the night!)
To: Slings and Arrows
LOL! Technically, I'd say the witch doctor was right. This should cure his premature ejaculation problem, because I don't think he's going to be able to do it again for some time.
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posted on
09/16/2006 4:12:50 AM PDT
by
ABG(anybody but Gore)
("By the time I'm finished with you, you're gonna wish you felt this good again" - Jack Bauer)
To: Slings and Arrows
"My friend, the Witchdoctor, he taught me what to do ..."
(Thanks a whole bunch -- now I can't get that stupid song out of my mind.)
31
posted on
09/16/2006 7:05:51 AM PDT
by
robertpaulsen
(We're showing our age ...)
To: Slings and Arrows
No point telling that 'prick' joke... it's already taken!! :-P
32
posted on
09/16/2006 7:29:16 AM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
To: grey_whiskers
Texas version: "If she had as many pricks sticking out of her as she's had sticking in her, she'd be a porcupine!"
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posted on
09/16/2006 7:43:42 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("I've never seen so many testicles in my life.")
To: Slings and Arrows
On behalf of men everywhere, allow me to say
OUCH!!!!
34
posted on
09/16/2006 9:06:01 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(Tagline wanted...inquire within)
To: martin_fierro
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOL!
35
posted on
09/16/2006 9:20:00 AM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(updated my FR profile on Saturday, September 16, 2006. https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
To: Nihil Obstat
Oh, I'm sure he's cured!!!
Forever!!!
36
posted on
09/16/2006 9:22:24 AM PDT
by
djf
(Some people say we evolved. I say "Some did, some didn't!")
To: Larry Lucido; RepoGirl
37
posted on
09/16/2006 5:30:51 PM PDT
by
lesser_satan
(EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
To: rzeznikj at stout; N3WBI3; MikefromOhio; FLAMING DEATH; Petronski; antiRepublicrat; ...
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FReepmail rzeznikj at stout or MikefromOhio to be added or struck from the list...
38
posted on
09/16/2006 7:38:44 PM PDT
by
rzeznikj at stout
(Boldly Going Nowhere since, er, I don't know when...)
To: rzeznikj at stout
Dinsdale is exonerated!
39
posted on
09/16/2006 7:49:36 PM PDT
by
ARealMothersSonForever
(We shall never forget the atrocities of September 11, 2001.)
To: Slings and Arrows
"Well one day I was at home threatening the kids when I looks out through the hole in the wall and sees this tank pull up and out gets one of Dinsdale's boys, so he comes in nice and friendly and says Dinsdale wants to have a word with me, so he chains me to the back of the tank and takes me for a scrape round to Dinsdale's place and Dinsdale's there in the conversation pit with Doug and Charles Paisley, the baby crusher, and two film producers and a man they called 'Kierkegaard', who just sat there biting the heads of whippets and Dinsdale says 'I hear you've been a naughty boy Clement' and he splits me nostrils open and saws me leg off and pulls me liver out and I tell him my name's not Clement and then... he loses his temper and nails me head to the floor."
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posted on
09/16/2006 7:57:00 PM PDT
by
ARealMothersSonForever
(We shall never forget the atrocities of September 11, 2001.)
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