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Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog
Ananova ^ | 2006

Posted on 09/15/2006 10:16:37 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.

Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.

But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated.

A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: hilf; napl; spinynorman; viniusinvictus
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1 posted on 09/15/2006 10:16:39 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; ...
Am I the only one thinking of Nanny Ogg?


2 posted on 09/15/2006 10:17:51 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I've never seen so many testicles in my life.")
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To: Slings and Arrows

Only thing worse is sex with a lawyer


3 posted on 09/15/2006 10:19:06 PM PDT by pissant
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Only thing worse is sex with a lawyer

It's a question of which is worse: Lots of little pr*cks, or one big one.

4 posted on 09/15/2006 10:21:27 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I've never seen so many testicles in my life.")
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No amateurs, please.
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5 posted on 09/15/2006 10:23:41 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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...says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.

but did it work? This might be a job for MythBusters.

6 posted on 09/15/2006 10:24:39 PM PDT by Nihil Obstat (viva il papa)
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7 posted on 09/15/2006 10:24:44 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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We just had an e-mail from our Marine (2nd tour in Iraq). Says he was attacked by a rabid hedgehog. Our Marine is OK. Don't know about the hedgehog.


8 posted on 09/15/2006 10:25:45 PM PDT by katykelly
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9 posted on 09/15/2006 10:26:33 PM PDT by kenth (There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.)
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I'm imagining the witchdoctor is off some place laughing his butt off.
10 posted on 09/15/2006 10:26:51 PM PDT by Reaganesque
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but did it work? This might be a job for MythBusters.

Why do I have a feeling that we're seconds away from someone posting a picture of Helen Thomas?

11 posted on 09/15/2006 10:26:52 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I've never seen so many testicles in my life.")
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Our Marine is OK. Don't know about the hedgehog.

I suspect it is enjoying its 72 hedgehog virgins.

12 posted on 09/15/2006 10:28:16 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I've never seen so many testicles in my life.")
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I'd hate to see his cure for impotence.


13 posted on 09/15/2006 10:29:58 PM PDT by Reaganesque
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I'm imagining the witchdoctor is off some place laughing his butt off.

And billing the National Health.

14 posted on 09/15/2006 10:30:29 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I've never seen so many testicles in my life.")
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To: A CA Guy

I guess it wasn't the ONLY thing worse.


15 posted on 09/15/2006 10:33:36 PM PDT by pissant
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Considering how many lawyers have infested the US, they too qualify as lots of little pricks.


16 posted on 09/15/2006 10:37:03 PM PDT by pissant
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Considering how many lawyers have infested the US, they too qualify as lots of little pricks.


17 posted on 09/15/2006 10:37:04 PM PDT by pissant
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A hedgehog probably is much smarter, eats less and has a lot more personality.


18 posted on 09/15/2006 10:38:00 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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You might be interested in this. snicker


19 posted on 09/15/2006 10:38:00 PM PDT by katykelly
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We never cuddle anymore, Zoran

20 posted on 09/15/2006 10:39:14 PM PDT by DeFault User
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