[Slings and Arrows]

Am I the only one thinking of Nanny Ogg?

[Nihil Obstat]

...says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.

but did it work? This might be a job for MythBusters.

[katykelly]

We just had an e-mail from our Marine (2nd tour in Iraq). Says he was attacked by a rabid hedgehog. Our Marine is OK. Don't know about the hedgehog.

[75thOVI]

No, you're not.

[ARealMothersSonForever]

"Well one day I was at home threatening the kids when I looks out through the hole in the wall and sees this tank pull up and out gets one of Dinsdale's boys, so he comes in nice and friendly and says Dinsdale wants to have a word with me, so he chains me to the back of the tank and takes me for a scrape round to Dinsdale's place and Dinsdale's there in the conversation pit with Doug and Charles Paisley, the baby crusher, and two film producers and a man they called 'Kierkegaard', who just sat there biting the heads of whippets and Dinsdale says 'I hear you've been a naughty boy Clement' and he splits me nostrils open and saws me leg off and pulls me liver out and I tell him my name's not Clement and then... he loses his temper and nails me head to the floor."

[ApplegateRanch]

Am I the only one thinking of Nanny Ogg?

What happens in the Ramtops, stays in the Ramtops!