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Let's Play: Who Is a Descendant of Jesus Christ? (in the DaVinci Code)
05/19/06 | Me

Posted on 05/18/2006 9:37:18 AM PDT by Reaganesque

News stories and early reviews have indicated that when "The DaVinci Code" was screened in Cannes recently, movie goers guffawed at the film's revelation of the identity of one of Jesus's modern day descendants. In that spirit and to "honor" the film's release tommorrow, let's speculate as to who the film reveals as Christ's modern day descendant!


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: chat; danbrown; davincicode; descendants; jesus; mary; vanity
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My guesses:

Attention: In considering your guesses, please, please, please remember: WWDBD (What Would Dan Brown Do?)

1 posted on 05/18/2006 9:37:23 AM PDT by Reaganesque
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Billy Blythe?


2 posted on 05/18/2006 9:39:31 AM PDT by John W
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Hal Holbrook


3 posted on 05/18/2006 9:39:32 AM PDT by Borges
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And just where is the picture of "Pee-wee" Herman?


4 posted on 05/18/2006 9:40:06 AM PDT by BipolarBob (Yes I backed over the vampire, but I swear I looked in my rearview mirror.)
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5 posted on 05/18/2006 9:40:30 AM PDT by freedomson (Tagline comment removed by moderator)
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Ben Stein?


6 posted on 05/18/2006 9:40:59 AM PDT by Ikemeister
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7 posted on 05/18/2006 9:42:06 AM PDT by Petronski (I just love that woman.)
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Carrot Top


8 posted on 05/18/2006 9:42:12 AM PDT by GAD
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I already dibs-ed Prince Charles on another thread. I'm sticking with him.


9 posted on 05/18/2006 9:42:25 AM PDT by nina0113
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To: Reaganesque

ok,

I guess - Mel Brooks.


10 posted on 05/18/2006 9:42:39 AM PDT by WhiteGuy ("Every Generation needs a new revolution" - Jefferson)
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11 posted on 05/18/2006 9:44:14 AM PDT by tomder55
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12 posted on 05/18/2006 9:44:34 AM PDT by msnimje (Illegals to US CITIZENS .... "You Suck.......Now pass the mash potatoes!")
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Who else...Barbra Streisand!


13 posted on 05/18/2006 9:44:38 AM PDT by Grendel9 (u)
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Has to be Keith Richards, you can't kill him either...

14 posted on 05/18/2006 9:44:53 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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OMG! Damn funny......and true!!


15 posted on 05/18/2006 9:45:21 AM PDT by bonfire
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Who Is a Descendant of Jesus Christ?

Why, Ronald Reagan of course!


16 posted on 05/18/2006 9:45:55 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Support American sovereignty - boycott employers of illegal aliens)
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George W. Bush. This has been rolling around for years on the Art Bell show, George Noori has picked it up and run with it.

In the book, the French chick detective is one of His descedants, but it lacks the hitting power of W.


17 posted on 05/18/2006 9:46:07 AM PDT by TexanToTheCore (This space for hire...)
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That's great!


18 posted on 05/18/2006 9:46:25 AM PDT by nina0113
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Actually, Jesus has billions of sisters and brothers but no children (sorry to disappoint the Mormons and the Dan Brown fabricators of the world). Becoming part of his immediate family is a spiritual event not a sensual event.


19 posted on 05/18/2006 9:46:43 AM PDT by MHGinTN (If you can read this, you've had life support from someone. Promote life support for others.)
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That would make William and Harry also living decendants, so can't be him.


20 posted on 05/18/2006 9:46:44 AM PDT by dinoparty
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