Posted on 01/06/2006 5:49:22 AM PST by BJClinton
Cool, the first OFST of the new year. My only standing resolution was to make no more resolutions and I've already broken it. *shrugs*
Snakes, they are fun pets. The give an awesome neck massage.
Correct on item 1
Possibly on item 2
item 3 - one word Eeeeewwww, I didn't lie.
item 4 - I don't have a clue where that 20% came from.
The result make me look schizophrenic,.... maybe that could explain it too.
LOL! Surf Safe!
Funny. I used to collect desert tarantulas when I lived in New Mexico.
I kept them in an terrarium...until one bit me. That was the end of that pet experiment. (nah, no danger. It was about like getting a bee sting)
I can't see anything but big hair....
I'm here to help.
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You scored as Complete Filth. You are flithy! You see sublimal messages everywhere... and you're always willing for some *ahem* fun. You can get "creative" with it too. You need serious counseling. Click Here, cus you need help
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Funny how nearly every quiz you take ends with the words....
You need serious counseling.
I would freak!!
Four people were bragging about how smart their cats are.
The first was an Engineer, the second an Accountant, the third was a Chemist, the fourth was a Government Worker.
To show off, the Engineer called to his cat, "T-square, do your stuff." T-square pranced over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.
Everyone agreed that was pretty smart, but the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff."
Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each.
Everyone agreed that was good, but the Chemist said his cat could do better.
He called his cat and said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop.
Everyone agreed that was good. Then the three men turned to the government Worker and said,"What can your cat do?".
The Government Worker called to his cat and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff."
Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, pooped on the paper, screwed the other three cats, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for Workers Compensation and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.
JRBC is my Psychiatrist. I think it's working.
LOL!!!
Too Late!! http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/1552987/posts?page=722#722
You need serious counseling.
*Blush*
And you therapy is coming along nicely.
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