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Free Republic isn't free ^ | 01/06/2006 | It's Arthur

Posted on 01/06/2006 5:49:22 AM PST by BJClinton

Cool, the first OFST of the new year. My only standing resolution was to make no more resolutions and I've already broken it. *shrugs*



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To: najida

You have always been a trailblazer!


;-)


561 posted on 01/06/2006 11:57:21 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Happy People don't hurt others for entertainment. Sick people do.)
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To: najida; Dashing Dasher

Me too!


562 posted on 01/06/2006 11:57:31 AM PST by EX52D (Happy New Year Freepers!)
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To: Dashing Dasher
That's me, a pot a day
You scored as Tea / Coffee. TEA- A British favourite. COFFEE- The mostly Brazilian-produced all-conquering office drink. Both have become part of almost all cultures and essentially serve the same cultural role with the nice side-effect to keep you awake...

Tea / Coffee

88%

Wine

81%

Coke & Softdrinks

56%

Water

50%

Champagne

44%

Beer

13%

Spirits

13%

What's your IDEAL DRINK? V.2
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563 posted on 01/06/2006 11:57:49 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: Michael Goldsberry
Chugger
564 posted on 01/06/2006 11:58:16 AM PST by EX52D (Happy New Year Freepers!)
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To: The_Victor

Pot's illegal.


565 posted on 01/06/2006 11:58:25 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Happy People don't hurt others for entertainment. Sick people do.)
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To: Michael Goldsberry
You scored as Wine. Wine - associated with a relaxed life-style and civilised drinking. "connaiseurs" of the good grapes can often be as pretentious as the word, however it's fair to say that you just drink it out of enjoyment, rather than for a brief drunken high or for the longing of a social status.

Wine

81%

Coke & Softdrinks

75%

Champagne

56%

Beer

44%

Tea / Coffee

38%

Spirits

38%

Water

19%

What's your IDEAL DRINK? V.2
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We-e-e-lll...I like wine but I prefer BEER!

566 posted on 01/06/2006 11:59:14 AM PST by hattend (I wanna go through the Stargate and kill aliens!)
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To: Michael Goldsberry
Republican yes, but I'm thinking huh?... on the rest

You scored as Republican. <'Imunimaginative's Deviantart Page'>

Republican

83%

Anarchism

67%

Communism

33%

Democrat

33%

Green

25%

Fascism

17%

Socialist

17%

Nazi

0%

What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
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567 posted on 01/06/2006 11:59:18 AM PST by MadCharity (Blow ye wind, like a trumpet, but without all that noise. Jack Handy)
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To: EX52D
Check your FReepmail
568 posted on 01/06/2006 11:59:27 AM PST by PaulaB
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To: Dashing Dasher
Pot's illegal.

Not if you're serving coffee from it.

569 posted on 01/06/2006 12:00:03 PM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: Maximus of Texas; najida
Whoo hoo! I am so happy!

I saved a dog today. She was two seconds away from getting killed, and I saved her.

Approaching a very busy intersection after getting my daughter from preschool, my daughter sees a little schnauzer walking on the sidewalk on the other side of the street. She had a collar on, but was all by herself.

I couldn't stop where I was, as there are eight lanes of traffic going in all directions. So, I turned left, went into the first neighborhood, pulled into the first driveway, and my daughter and I got out and started running.

By the time we got to the corner and looked east, I didn't see the dog. Darned little kids can't run very fast.

As I kept walking on the sidewalk, I noticed the dog was walking in the gutter, and kept darting back and forth into traffic. She was obviously very confused, very scared, and had no prior traffic experience.

She would go six inches, stop, go back, walk a ways, then do it again. She started to walk into the street again, and the light had turned green. All the cars started coming. I let go of my little one's hand (we were on the sidewalk, so she was safe), and I ran as fast as I could.

I held my hand up to the oncoming car, and the guy stopped. I knelt down into the street, and called her. She just stood there. I kept talking high puppy talk, and she eventually came to me. I grabbed her collar, and gently coaxed her onto the grass.

She was sooooo scared, shaking all over. She was obviously really old, as she was blind in one eye and had a very thin coat.

I got her onto the sidewalk and checked her tag. Had the name of her vet on it, which was just up the road.

I was afraid that she would bite me if I picked her up, seeing as how she was old and blind and scared out of her wits, but I bit the bullet, picked her up, put her in my car, and took her to her vet.

The girl at the vet's office was so glad to see the little dog, whose name is Susie. Her owner is an elderly man who had just lost his wife. She called him, and he was on his way to get his baby when I left.

Yeah!!!!!!!!!!

570 posted on 01/06/2006 12:00:36 PM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Have to agree with you.

Congratulations! You are obsessive-compulsive! You know nothing curbs images of mutilating your mother like a good counting/checking/washing ritual... wait, DID you forget to turn off the stove???

Congratulations! You are obsessive-compulsive! You know nothing curbs images of mutilating your mother like a good counting/checking/washing ritual... wait, DID you forget to turn off the stove???

Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder 50%
Unipolar Depression 33%
Antisocial Personality Disorder 17%
Eating Disorders 17%
Borderline Personality Disorder 8%
Schizophrenia 0%





571 posted on 01/06/2006 12:00:41 PM PST by Auntbee
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To: PaulaB

LOL, back at ya!


572 posted on 01/06/2006 12:00:42 PM PST by EX52D (Happy New Year Freepers!)
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To: MadCharity

98 worked rather well but wasn't particularly network-friendly. So MS wanted to make a few bucks and released ME until they could come up with a reasonably working OS for networks which was Windows 2000 (Win2K). But Win2K really wasn't much of an improvement over anything they made before, just a fusion of NT and 98 but less atable than either. A few years later XP comes out, it works fine but hogs system resources unless you really know how to configure it. But if you know how to configure XP like that why not use Linux, it's pretty-much free.

That's the short answer.


573 posted on 01/06/2006 12:01:38 PM PST by BJClinton (Hook 'em!)
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To: teenyelliott

That is so cool, Teeny!


574 posted on 01/06/2006 12:01:56 PM PST by EX52D (Happy New Year Freepers!)
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To: teenyelliott
That is a great story!! Especially since they found the owner!

You're a good egg, T. If you find a beagle puppy, let me know and I'll take it off your hands.
575 posted on 01/06/2006 12:02:25 PM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash Vincent Young.)
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To: MadCharity
Who's going to be the first to get 100% Republican?

You scored as Republican. <'Imunimaginative's Deviantart Page'>

Republican

92%

Socialist

33%

Anarchism

33%

Communism

8%

Democrat

8%

Nazi

0%

Fascism

0%

Green

0%

What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
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576 posted on 01/06/2006 12:02:40 PM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: Dashing Dasher
You scored as Wine. Wine - associated with a relaxed life-style and civilised drinking. "connaiseurs" of the good grapes can often be as pretentious as the word, however it's fair to say that you just drink it out of enjoyment, rather than for a brief drunken high or for the longing of a social status.

Coke & Softdrinks

75%

Wine

75%

Water

63%

Spirits

50%

Tea / Coffee

38%

Beer

38%

Champagne

25%

What's your IDEAL DRINK? V.2
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Like minds?

577 posted on 01/06/2006 12:02:43 PM PST by Zavien Doombringer (13th AF, 3rd TFW, 3rd AGS, 3rd AMU - ESC The Blue Screw will get you too! 86-89)
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To: teenyelliott

Ok, I need a tissue now....that's sweet.


578 posted on 01/06/2006 12:02:50 PM PST by MadCharity (Blow ye wind, like a trumpet, but without all that noise. Jack Handy)
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To: Michael Goldsberry
You scored as Beer. Beer - Blame it on the Monks, after all they invented it. You are probably a man, the opposite of hyper-active and not into ueber-trendy clubbing. A proper bloke!

Beer

69%

Spirits

56%

Coke & Softdrinks

50%

Champagne

44%

Tea / Coffee

31%

Wine

31%

Water

6%

What's your IDEAL DRINK? V.2
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579 posted on 01/06/2006 12:03:13 PM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: EX52D

94% Beer - That's me!!


580 posted on 01/06/2006 12:04:39 PM PST by Auntbee
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