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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
Free Republic isn't free ^ | 01/06/2006 | It's Arthur

Posted on 01/06/2006 5:49:22 AM PST by BJClinton

Cool, the first OFST of the new year. My only standing resolution was to make no more resolutions and I've already broken it. *shrugs*



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To: teenyelliott
Reminds me of that scene in Top Secret: (I paraphrase)

Nick Rivers: Hillary, that's an unusual name.

Hillary: It's a German name. It means, "She whose bosoms defy gravity." Nick? What does that mean.

Nick Rivers: Oh, nothing. My dad just thought of it while shaving.

221 posted on 01/06/2006 8:28:42 AM PST by Chanticleer (Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. Lewis)
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To: Rightly Biased; Maximus of Texas
Damn it, we're both wrong.

There are twelve boobies there.

Must go get more coffee. Brain fuel is low.

222 posted on 01/06/2006 8:28:46 AM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: MadCharity
She's running Windows ME too...

Is it legal to use "Windows ME" and "run" in the same sentence?

WHen I ran WIndows ME, it seemed to be in a perpetual state of crashing.

223 posted on 01/06/2006 8:29:56 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: teenyelliott

I'd have said twelve dollars. Which pair do you think is real (or were you not counting the pair actually covered by the T shirt)?


224 posted on 01/06/2006 8:30:30 AM PST by blau993 (Labs for love; .357 for Security.)
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To: The_Victor
Yes, yes, see my next post.

Two dollars is a lot. I can buy 1/4 lb. of french roast beans with that.

225 posted on 01/06/2006 8:30:42 AM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: teenyelliott

T, let's go count them together.


226 posted on 01/06/2006 8:31:47 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash Vincent Young.)
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To: blau993
Which pair do you think is real

None. I just can't count. I got a bad brain implant.

227 posted on 01/06/2006 8:31:53 AM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Okay. At least then there would be some real boobs.


228 posted on 01/06/2006 8:33:28 AM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: BJClinton
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Bush speaks about body hair and France

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229 posted on 01/06/2006 8:33:59 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash Vincent Young.)
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To: teenyelliott

Well you know what they say.

If you've seen one boob, you've seen them both.


230 posted on 01/06/2006 8:34:19 AM PST by CougarGA7 (If children are a gift from God, is adoption regifting?)
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To: teenyelliott
Arithmetic errors never go unpunished at Free Republic... too many engineers here.
231 posted on 01/06/2006 8:35:00 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: Chanticleer

"Speaking of sexy..."

My ears are burning.


232 posted on 01/06/2006 8:38:13 AM PST by exile (Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
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To: Maximus of Texas

omg roflmao-- i dont' even know what to post to that!


233 posted on 01/06/2006 8:39:59 AM PST by lawgirl (Every vow I ever take is just pretending that this mess I make is worth defending...</bnl>)
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To: exile
Could be worse...


234 posted on 01/06/2006 8:40:09 AM PST by LongElegantLegs (Puppymillalicious!)
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To: The_Victor
Arithmetic errors never No errors, at any time, regardless of the reason, ever, ever, ever go unpunished at Free Republic

At least that has been my experience!

235 posted on 01/06/2006 8:40:40 AM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: Maximus of Texas
ROFL

You know what's wrong with the French? They don't have a word for entrepreneur.

236 posted on 01/06/2006 8:41:00 AM PST by Chanticleer (Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. Lewis)
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To: teenyelliott; The_Victor
Except for errors in judgment...
237 posted on 01/06/2006 8:42:01 AM PST by LongElegantLegs (Puppymillalicious!)
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To: Chanticleer

My Coburns sometimes.


238 posted on 01/06/2006 8:42:02 AM PST by llevrok (Chutzpah, with salsa on the side.)
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To: LongElegantLegs
It's really good port....

Nice with cheese.

239 posted on 01/06/2006 8:42:34 AM PST by Chanticleer (Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. Lewis)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Silicon Valley is in California. Silicon Hills are in Florida.


240 posted on 01/06/2006 8:42:35 AM PST by JohnCliftn (In War: Resolution. In Defeat: Defiance. In Victory: Magnanimity. In Peace: Good Will.)
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