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Posted on 11/01/2005 9:23:42 AM PST by Millee

I'm 40, the cute girl from upstairs is 23. When she stopped by to commiserate about loud neighbors, we had a beer, went dancing, and then had sex. Afterward, she seemed weird and left abruptly. I wrote her a note, "Sorry if I made you uncomfortable, but I love you and look forward to seeing you again." She hasn't looked at me since. Where did I go wrong? -- Mr. Neighbor

Grateful as you may be to a girl for having sex with you, it's never a good idea to let on. You could've had a future with her -- the kind 40-year-old guys without handfuls of bling typically have with 23-year-old girls: jump-starting their cars, lugging their couches up four flights of stairs, and maybe catching a little action when there are no hot young guys to be found. You blew it, though, with "I'm a lonely sack of emptiness!" -- which is how "I love you" translates after one beer, one dance, and one roll in the sack. (You say "I love you"; she says "It seemed like a good idea at the time.")


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To: pissant

We are.


381 posted on 11/01/2005 5:19:52 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (www.cafepress.com/rwos == for your Republican Women of Substance Gear)
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To: Dashing Dasher

...the world, we are the children

Here to make a brighter day,

So let's start living


382 posted on 11/01/2005 5:23:43 PM PST by pissant
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To: pissant
If it was $@#$@# you'd know where it was!


383 posted on 11/01/2005 5:23:57 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (www.cafepress.com/rwos == for your Republican Women of Substance Gear)
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To: pissant

We are the world

Written and composed by michael jackson and lionel richie
(usa for africa)

Lionel richie
There comes a time when we heed a certain call

Lionel richie & stevie wonder
When the world must come together as one

Stevie wonder
There are people dying

Paul simon
And it’s time to lend a hand to life

Paul simon & kenny rogers
The greatest gift of all

Kenny rogers
We can’t go on pretending day by day

James ingram
That someone, somewhere will soon make a change

Tina turner
We are all part of god’s great big family

Billy joel
And the truth, you know, love is all we need

Chorus:
Michael jackson
We are the world, we are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So let’s start giving

Diana ross
There’s a choice we’re making
We’re saving our own lives

Michael & diana ross
It’s true we’ll make a better day
Just you and me

Dionne warwick
Send them your heart
So they’ll know that someone cares

Dionne warwick & willie nelson
And their lives will be stronger and free

Willie nelson
As God has shown us by turning stones to bread

Al jarreau
So we all must lend a helping hand

Chorus:
We are the world, we are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So let’s start giving

Bob dylan
There’s a choice we’re making
We’re saving our own lives
It’s true we’ll make a better day
Just you and me

Michael jackson
When you’re down and out, there seems no hope at all

Huey lewis
But if you just believe there’s no way we can fall

Cindy lauper
Well, well, well, well let us realize that a change can only come

Kim carnes
When we stand together as one

Chorus:
We are the world, we are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So let’s start giving

There’s a choice we’re making
We’re saving our own lives
It’s true we’ll make a better day
Just you and me

We are the world, we are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So let’s start giving

There’s a choice we’re making
We’re saving our own lives
It’s true we’ll make a better day
Just you and me

We are the world......


384 posted on 11/01/2005 5:24:53 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (www.cafepress.com/rwos == for your Republican Women of Substance Gear)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Watch your language. This is a family forum!


385 posted on 11/01/2005 5:48:17 PM PST by pissant
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To: Dashing Dasher

It pains me that Bob Dylan participated in this worthless endeavor!


386 posted on 11/01/2005 5:49:00 PM PST by pissant
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To: pissant
He was pushed into it.

Remember what the prevailing thought was back then - we must save Africa - starving children - blah blah.

Now, we know that the dictators have been pocketing the $$ and starving their own people. The Muslims are killing the Christians and the place is a mess.

Also - they can't possibly grow enough food to feed their people in the middle of the desert - especially while they are busy raping and pillaging instead.

Sick Sick Sick...
387 posted on 11/01/2005 5:59:03 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (www.cafepress.com/rwos == for your Republican Women of Substance Gear)
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To: Dashing Dasher

It is a total shame. There are precious few countries in Africa that are stable and functional. If the UN was worth a crap, I'd say they should quit spending money on COMPLETELY worthless endeavors and help Africa build some stable, capitalist, and governmental institutions. Instead, they would only make matters worse.


388 posted on 11/01/2005 6:04:14 PM PST by pissant
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To: HitmanNY
me and Mr. Jeeves have considered co-hosting a $ 1,000-a-head weekeend seminar here in Las Vegas to turn Freeper 'nice guys' into more macho, decisive, and uncompromising types. Attraction from women naturally follows. :-)

lolololololol

389 posted on 11/01/2005 6:06:47 PM PST by Melas (What!? Read or learn something? Why would anyone do that, when they can just go on being stupid)
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To: Melas

Thanks for getting the right idea: it's a joke, for pete's sake! ;-)


390 posted on 11/01/2005 6:21:42 PM PST by HitmanLV (Listen to my demos for Savage Nation contest: http://www.geocities.com/mr_vinnie_vegas/index.html)
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To: pissant

In an ideal world - we should move the friggin' UN to Africa and let them live there - withiin the starving people and the murdering thugs.

They live in their Park Avenue Apartments in NYC and forget what's going on out there. AND... Kofi Annan is from there. What has he done - besides tell the USA that it's OUR responsibility to do his job.

Lying sack of dog poop.

/soapbox


391 posted on 11/01/2005 6:24:58 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (www.cafepress.com/rwos == for your Republican Women of Substance Gear)
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To: martin_fierro

What makes you say that, O Wise One?


392 posted on 11/01/2005 6:29:02 PM PST by Goodgirlinred ( GoodGirlInRed Four More Years!!!!!)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

I can well imagine. He should have left off the "I love you" bit and just said I would like to take you out to lunch or something of that nature. Who knows, he might have been a great looking 40 year old guy. However, to come on with the "I love you" thing after one evening would be scary.


393 posted on 11/01/2005 6:32:25 PM PST by Goodgirlinred ( GoodGirlInRed Four More Years!!!!!)
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To: HitmanNY
Just a tad bit on the crude side, Hitman. Why couldn't he have just said, "Let's go out and have some lunch?" That is not a commitment. It is just a friendly suggestion. No biggie. Just friends. No judgment on anyone's behavior. It takes two to tango. His morals are no better than hers. Double standards are not allowed.
394 posted on 11/01/2005 6:40:07 PM PST by Goodgirlinred ( GoodGirlInRed Four More Years!!!!!)
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To: Goodgirlinred; PaulaB; HitmanNY; All
I think EVERYONE here has missed the big point here. What kind of man/woman, would go out ONCE, have drink, then hit the hay?

IMHO(which does not count for much around here) BOTH of these people, in the original story are WHORES, the man is, the woman is. Both are just looking for "another notch'; obviously, without any thought of commitment. Am I the only one who noticed that?

ANYONE who would have sex after one, or even several dates, is NOT looking for a lasting relationship. They are looking for physical gratification, and not in any way interested in trying to please the other person, or being friends, in any way other than sexually. To me, this kind of attitude cheapens sex, and male/female relationships.

Now, go ahead and hit me.
395 posted on 11/01/2005 6:41:15 PM PST by Rca2000 ( "What? No gravy? (POW!!) "Next time, remember the gravy!!!"(From "Chow Hound",1951.))
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To: Goodgirlinred

No argument from me. I just think he overplayed the significance of the dalliance, and that alienated her quickly. Everything else is a combo of commentary and humor. :-)


396 posted on 11/01/2005 6:41:35 PM PST by HitmanLV (Listen to my demos for Savage Nation contest: http://www.geocities.com/mr_vinnie_vegas/index.html)
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To: Rca2000

That's a fair interpretation, but I didn't even bother addressing that aspect. I don't think most folks did.

That they were both people of loose sexual morals is a 'given,' I think. It wasn't a matter of contention.


397 posted on 11/01/2005 6:43:11 PM PST by HitmanLV (Listen to my demos for Savage Nation contest: http://www.geocities.com/mr_vinnie_vegas/index.html)
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To: HitmanNY

No worries. I've got it from the beginning. I've been amused this entire thread.


398 posted on 11/01/2005 6:46:55 PM PST by Melas (What!? Read or learn something? Why would anyone do that, when they can just go on being stupid)
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To: Melas

I'm a song and dance man - any good laugh is worth it. Laugh with me, laugh at me. It's all good, as I say. ;-)


399 posted on 11/01/2005 6:47:48 PM PST by HitmanLV (Listen to my demos for Savage Nation contest: http://www.geocities.com/mr_vinnie_vegas/index.html)
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To: Rca2000

I'm not going to hit you, but I'll be honest with you. Your good boy/holier than thou schtick is one of the major reasons you're lonely and alone. At some point a grown man has to realize that even good people make bad decisions. In your world those who give in to their lusts might be ruined for life, but the real world doesn't work that way.


400 posted on 11/01/2005 6:52:48 PM PST by Melas (What!? Read or learn something? Why would anyone do that, when they can just go on being stupid)
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