The Advice Goddess

Westword.com ^ | Amy Alkon

[Millee]

I'm 40, the cute girl from upstairs is 23. When she stopped by to commiserate about loud neighbors, we had a beer, went dancing, and then had sex. Afterward, she seemed weird and left abruptly. I wrote her a note, "Sorry if I made you uncomfortable, but I love you and look forward to seeing you again." She hasn't looked at me since. Where did I go wrong? -- Mr. Neighbor

Grateful as you may be to a girl for having sex with you, it's never a good idea to let on. You could've had a future with her -- the kind 40-year-old guys without handfuls of bling typically have with 23-year-old girls: jump-starting their cars, lugging their couches up four flights of stairs, and maybe catching a little action when there are no hot young guys to be found. You blew it, though, with "I'm a lonely sack of emptiness!" -- which is how "I love you" translates after one beer, one dance, and one roll in the sack. (You say "I love you"; she says "It seemed like a good idea at the time.")

[pissant]

I'm trying like heck to avoid all dating threads, but I keep gettin Pinged. Though Lord knows the thread could use some male reinforcments. LOL

[Dashing Dasher]

I'll send you half....

[PaulaB]

I'm still waiting for Max's beer joint tip to consummate the trade!

You know Max... when the dirty work starts ..he runs!!!

Max you can come out now...we scared away the bad guys....

[teenyelliott]

That, my friend, is a woman who had TERRIBLE taste in clothing, and deserves to be slapped.

[cyborg]

I agree with you!

[teenyelliott]

That is for your dates with men. Dumdum.

[pissant]

Was he siding with the chicks?

[PaulaB]

does anyone really have an answer to that??


probably posting for us

but Freepmailing others

saying "these chicks are NUTS" ;)

[Dashing Dasher]

Max = Chicken

[pissant]

ROFL. Good strategy.

[PaulaB]

Sound familiar? ;)

[pissant]

Not really. I'm the one who used to post these and get the freeperettes wrath. I'm just taking a much needed break. LOL

[PaulaB]

Whats holding you up?

Just like I told the other...

Keeps my teeth sharp LOL

[Dashing Dasher]

Do you guys remember this kimmy jaye person from before?

I certainly don't.

[pissant]

I need to relinquish my "most prolific poster" title to Millee and Max for a few months.

Yes, keep those teeth sharp. They can come in handy 'round here. LOL

[Dashing Dasher]

You think I'm a hurricane?



Good call...

[PaulaB]

I have never seen her....

[Dashing Dasher]

Miss us?

[pissant]

No. Where's my brontasauras burger?

[pissant]

Who is us?