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| Amy Alkon
Posted on 11/01/2005 9:23:42 AM PST by Millee
I'm 40, the cute girl from upstairs is 23. When she stopped by to commiserate about loud neighbors, we had a beer, went dancing, and then had sex. Afterward, she seemed weird and left abruptly. I wrote her a note, "Sorry if I made you uncomfortable, but I love you and look forward to seeing you again." She hasn't looked at me since. Where did I go wrong? -- Mr. Neighbor
Grateful as you may be to a girl for having sex with you, it's never a good idea to let on. You could've had a future with her -- the kind 40-year-old guys without handfuls of bling typically have with 23-year-old girls: jump-starting their cars, lugging their couches up four flights of stairs, and maybe catching a little action when there are no hot young guys to be found. You blew it, though, with "I'm a lonely sack of emptiness!" -- which is how "I love you" translates after one beer, one dance, and one roll in the sack. (You say "I love you"; she says "It seemed like a good idea at the time.")
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My advice would be: Dear Mr. Neighbor,
You sound like a psycho/stalker in your letter. Hopefully, the 23-year-old floosy realizes this & moves away.
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posted on
11/01/2005 9:23:42 AM PST
by
Millee
To: PaulaB; Dashing Dasher; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; teenyelliott; grellis; EX52D; ...
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posted on
11/01/2005 9:24:20 AM PST
by
Millee
(As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!)
To: Millee
I like your advice better.
I would probably add more to it - like, "you sick freak" and maybe a nudge to seek professional help - but, that's just me.
DD
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posted on
11/01/2005 9:26:37 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(www.cafepress.com/rwos == for your Republican Women of Substance Gear)
To: Millee
Dr. Mr. Neighbor:
Take my advice:
Never, ever - give it to her on the first date, kiddo.
Wam bam, thank you sir.
Sincerely,
Peacebaby
(trust me; I ought to know)
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posted on
11/01/2005 9:28:17 AM PST
by
peacebaby
("Don't be so humble - you are not that great." Golda Meir)
To: Millee
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posted on
11/01/2005 9:28:20 AM PST
by
EX52D
To: Millee
Millee, I told you not to post my personal emails in this forum!
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posted on
11/01/2005 9:28:34 AM PST
by
Maximus of Texas
(On my signal, pull my finger)
To: Maximus of Texas
maximus, you're over 40! We all know that.
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posted on
11/01/2005 9:29:17 AM PST
by
peacebaby
("Don't be so humble - you are not that great." Golda Meir)
To: Millee
I'm 40
Here's someone he can date. E a s y.
To: Millee
Um, it is just my opinion, but it sounds like she had way more than one beer.
When she woke up in his bed, she was freaked since the beer goggles had worn off and she ran.
She was probably embarrassed that she had done something or someone while drunk and stupid again.
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posted on
11/01/2005 9:30:35 AM PST
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
11/01/2005 9:31:49 AM PST
by
peacebaby
("Don't be so humble - you are not that great." Golda Meir)
To: Maximus of Texas
Yea...you wish....
you were 40.... 
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posted on
11/01/2005 9:32:05 AM PST
by
Millee
(As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
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posted on
11/01/2005 9:32:46 AM PST
by
peacebaby
("Don't be so humble - you are not that great." Golda Meir)
To: martin_fierro
Martin, I saw her photo posted on another "Caption" thread. I have no clue who she is but based on the comments in that thread, I take it she is a liberal. Who is she?
To: Millee; Dashing Dasher; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida
I'm 40, the cute girl from upstairs is 23
Whats the question?
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posted on
11/01/2005 9:33:16 AM PST
by
PaulaB
(If the phone don't ring you know it's me)
To: Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Lazamataz; Darksheare; pissant; najida; JimWforBush; r-q-tek86; blackie; ...
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posted on
11/01/2005 9:33:28 AM PST
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Millee; peacebaby
Hey, I can still use "forty" in the first syllable, so there!
To: peacebaby
No never. I always was happy to find who I woke up next to.
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posted on
11/01/2005 9:34:23 AM PST
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Dashing Dasher
Or she seemed "weird" because he slipped her the rape drug and when she came to he kept telling her he loved her. He's a psycho that one, just mark my words.
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posted on
11/01/2005 9:34:23 AM PST
by
Millee
(As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
JRBC, would you add me to that "advice on dating PING?"
I'm married, but so what. - I'm thinking.....
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posted on
11/01/2005 9:34:42 AM PST
by
peacebaby
("Don't be so humble - you are not that great." Golda Meir)
To: EX52D
LOL..I love those googles!!!
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posted on
11/01/2005 9:34:54 AM PST
by
PaulaB
(If the phone don't ring you know it's me)
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