[scott7278]

Since we're coming up on Halloween, I thought we'd kick off our discussion with a few topics:

 

1)  What is the best prank you've ever pulled?

 

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2)  What is the best costume you've ever worn?

 

Keep it clean, please!!! ;-)

 

[scott7278]

Ping!

From now on, every thread will have the keyword SINGLESTHREAD for easy archiving.

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

Thanks for the ping

[nralife]

What does Bill Clinton say to Hillary after a love making session?

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I'll be home in thirty minutes! LOL

[thoughtomator]

It's Friday night...do you know where your sanity is?

Should be in the peat moss of the New Jersey swamp where I buried it all those years ago.

[ozarkgirl]

So tell us all, what is your costume this year? I haven't been to a Halloween party lately but I've been to some parties in the past with some neat costumes. I do remember one guy, had a mask on the back of his head and all his clothes on backwards, it was kinda neat, but every time you talked to him, he turned around and tried to talk to you backwards. Kinda weird!

[Dashing Dasher]

Best Costume....

Oh my....

1. Grace Kelly.
I wore a prom dress, a tiara on my head, bandages, a sling and a steering wheel around my neck.

Three people yelled at me. Two tried to hit me.
Success!

2. Come as your favorite dead celebrity night: Liberace
I wore a ton of costume jewelry and a robe - with dark circles around my eyes. This was a few weeks before he died.

Two people yelled at me.
Success!


3. Len Bias.
I wore my University of Maryland Track Suit with black facce make-up and a BIG WHITE SPOT AROUND MY NOSE.

Four people yelled at me.
Two tried to kill me.
SUCCESS!!!


People get pissed when their idols die and you make fun.
Didn't know that. ;-)

[Ragnorak]

On my friend's birthday, I logged on to his ISP's mail server and sent him email from himself with the subject "Happy Birthday to Me."

[Rca2000]

As for (1), aside from the usual"is your refrigerator running, then go catch it", calls that I was involved with, (back when one could get away with that with some anonymity)and even a call to some woman, randomly, from the phone book at 2:30 or so, saying that "this is Sgt. Riely from the police, and your son is here at the station"....

I guess the best prank I played was one that I, and a school buddy did, in retaliation, for being awoken at 2am, by my sister. lets just say it involved those old, BIG type of flashbulbs.

[aft_lizard]

Hmmm.

1) Well one time I called my brother and told him I had killed somebody and that I was in jail and he was the only person who would answer the phone. It was great I got my mom, a couple of friends and a sister to play along with it. When he told my parents he had bough a ticket to return home I knew it was time to come honest with him.

2) Dont wear halloween costumes.

[Calpernia]

Hey BB,

I had no idea FR had a singles thread! Ping!

[scott7278]

Since this is Halloween, do you have any pictures of real ninjas with real ultimate power?

We need some real ninjas here tonight.

[LiveFreee]

Hi to all the other singles

[Keith in Iowa]

>>>2) What is the best costume you've ever worn?

It's going to be this year's costume...

I'm going to be the thing that the ACLU fears almost as much as Boy Scouts; A WASP-Male Conservative. :)

[FreedomHasACost]

Best costume ever was one of a pig. I wish I had a picture to post it was awful funny looking...my younger brother had one to match.

Best prank...a coworker and I took small little paper cups, those really little ones and filled them all with water. Then we lined the whole floor with them, crawling out the window as we finished. My superior has this hilarious habit of just flying in the door...Tom and I got such a kick out of that!!!

[Clemenza]

Miami 2000: I went as John the Baptist, with my head on a silver platter.

[Clemenza]

BTW: BEING SINGLE IN DYKE TOWN S-CKS!!!

[Clemenza]

Is anyone else depressed about being single?

[Paul_Denton]

In. Good eveneing all

[LucyT]

Cute fellow in post 1, is that you?

I pinged you over to another thread, LOL, it's about what can happen after you get married.

[Gazoo]

So many pranks such little time.

Best costume I Dream of Jeannie AND a hospital patient in a gown.