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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: fanfan
Or to be more precise;

If more women wore chemises, men would be catapulting themselves to 16,000 feet in a helium balloon......
9,921 posted on 11/30/2005 6:18:56 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
I doubt chemises would even factor there....

Anywhere below 16,000 feet where one could maintain consciousness would for sure benefit from a chemise factor.

9,922 posted on 11/30/2005 6:19:10 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: NicknamedBob
Silk?
I can live with that...
9,923 posted on 11/30/2005 6:19:33 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: tuliptree76

Our pleasure!!!! :-)


9,924 posted on 11/30/2005 6:20:06 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: EsmeraldaA
Is that yellow ball a method actor?
9,925 posted on 11/30/2005 6:20:47 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Could be!


9,926 posted on 11/30/2005 6:21:02 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: fanfan
How many kids....?

You lost me there....someplace.
9,927 posted on 11/30/2005 6:21:51 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: A CA Guy
Anywhere below 16,000 feet where one could maintain consciousness would for sure benefit from a chemise factor.

I suppose they would!!

9,928 posted on 11/30/2005 6:22:18 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan

Thanks!


9,929 posted on 11/30/2005 6:22:48 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: A CA Guy

Diddley!!


9,930 posted on 11/30/2005 6:22:55 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: EsmeraldaA
"Silk? I can live with that..."

Sure, it sounds like fun. But who wants to milk goats to get the silk?

9,931 posted on 11/30/2005 6:23:14 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

You are so perceptive! You are.


9,932 posted on 11/30/2005 6:24:06 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: NicknamedBob

Silk comes from the milk of squirrels!!


9,933 posted on 11/30/2005 6:24:32 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: EsmeraldaA

I know!!


9,934 posted on 11/30/2005 6:25:00 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan
If more 'people' wore chemises, men would have even less time to concentrate on great works.

I'm sure the men would work diligently on great bodies and the works... I mean great body of works.

9,935 posted on 11/30/2005 6:25:14 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: NicknamedBob
Not I.

I'm too busy feeding the worms Cashmere.
9,936 posted on 11/30/2005 6:28:41 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: A CA Guy
Uh, huh.

Sure, OK.

Thousands might not believe you, but I....

Sure, OK.
9,937 posted on 11/30/2005 6:29:46 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: EsmeraldaA
I'm too busy feeding the worms Cashmere.

Who's feeding the Islamofascists Kashmir?

9,938 posted on 11/30/2005 6:29:55 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
"Silk comes from the milk of squirrels!!"
Jeffrey Turner is putting his career and his money on the line. A molecular biologist and president of Nexia Biotechnologies, Inc., he hopes that a herd of goats will make history when the milk they produce contains the essence of spider webs. The biotechnicians at Nexia have inserted the golden orb weaver spider's silk-producing gene into the genetic code of the goats in their herd.

Why would anyone do that? Pound for pound, the gossamer threads created by orb spiders are five times stronger than steel. The uses for such a strong, flexible material are limitless. Fishing line, clothing, airbags, even sutures and artificial tendons! The reason spider silk hasn't been woven into our everyday lives sooner is that spider silk cannot be farmed in large quantities. Spiders are predators and will eat each other.

This attempt at harvesting spider silk from goats is only one of the latest attempts at biomimicry, a rapidly growing field in which designers and scientists look to nature to solve all kinds of human problems. In the process, they hope to make products better, cheaper and ecologically friendlier.

9,939 posted on 11/30/2005 6:30:01 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
My point exactly!

Do you like silk, too?
9,940 posted on 11/30/2005 6:30:03 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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