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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: tuliptree76
"I'd need years of starvation diets and exercise to look okay in something like that. "

We have time. And patience.

Healthy eating, by the way, does not involve starvation.

9,861 posted on 11/30/2005 5:43:14 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob

That's what holds the Chemise together rather than thread, of course! :-)


9,862 posted on 11/30/2005 5:43:44 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: fanfan

Yes, one of those positive-rights!!


9,863 posted on 11/30/2005 5:44:16 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: tuliptree76

I thought you looked fine in the blue dress.
Very fine.


9,864 posted on 11/30/2005 5:44:40 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Post #9,687


It's a grass roots movement across the United States, I tell ya!

Power to the People!

9,865 posted on 11/30/2005 5:44:48 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Yeah, they bother me too.


9,866 posted on 11/30/2005 5:45:22 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: tuliptree76
I'd need years of starvation diets and exercise to look okay in something like that.

I wonder how I'd look in something like that.....

9,867 posted on 11/30/2005 5:45:34 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: NicknamedBob
We have time. And patience.

Life on the world would probably end before I could get my weight down enough. The last time I was that small, I hadn't even gone to high school.

9,868 posted on 11/30/2005 5:46:53 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: Darksheare

I was covered.


9,869 posted on 11/30/2005 5:47:29 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: tuliptree76
Probably not, I bet what I said to others here about eating more in between meals would do wonders for us all.

Cereal for you, banana for Monkey Face, I would eat an apple and so forth!

If you are typical to myself and most others T76, you actually probably have you body in starvation mode which does pack the weight on us all.

I'm 5'11" and even at my heaviest most didn't know because of the way I was built that I was carrying extra weight, but I dropped over the last couple of years 30 pounds by adding little snacks to what I already ate.

I know it sounds crazy, but it does something to our metabolism I read. Seems to work and eating more is most certainly painless! :-)
9,870 posted on 11/30/2005 5:48:06 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: fanfan

Oh I see, I thought you were referring to my 'envirofascist' post!!


9,871 posted on 11/30/2005 5:48:19 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: All

one of Doc's patients paid in Deer.
I am spending a pleasant interlude helping her butcher said animal.
great evening.
not kidding.
good memories in the making


9,872 posted on 11/30/2005 5:49:46 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: tuliptree76; Darksheare

I remember that pic (the one you used to have in the link in your about page?)! Darks is right!!


9,873 posted on 11/30/2005 5:50:41 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: King Prout

OK....


9,874 posted on 11/30/2005 5:51:52 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: King Prout

I love those dear hearts and gentle people who live in my home town...

Izzat all spelt correctly?


9,875 posted on 11/30/2005 5:53:00 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: tuliptree76

Well, yes.
And you looked very nice too.


9,876 posted on 11/30/2005 5:53:10 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; tuliptree76

My eyes don't deceive me.
I have excellent taste.


9,877 posted on 11/30/2005 5:53:53 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: tuliptree76; All
Yee-Haw!


I finally caught up with everyone.

RKBA, Kyoto, Yellowstone, Volcanoes/Mountains and 'Sounds' earlier, Coffee Crisp, Envirofascists, and eating habits.



Whew!
9,878 posted on 11/30/2005 5:54:11 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Darksheare

I agree, I believe that was the picture of her sitting down in the chair looking very nice for the Holidays.

Smiled nicely and that IMO always MAKES the picture.


9,879 posted on 11/30/2005 5:54:56 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: fanfan

And dresses

;-)


9,880 posted on 11/30/2005 5:55:41 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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