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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: NicknamedBob
"...and effective ways to end it."

I hope life here doesn't end for a while.

9,801 posted on 11/30/2005 5:06:12 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: tuliptree76
Hi everyone.

Oh sure, say that sitting in your wonderful 71 degree heated home with the glowing pet fish.

Meanwhile I am suffering temperatures of only 65 degrees outside here and we are almost in need of long pants. It's close to panic time in this state. :-)

9,802 posted on 11/30/2005 5:07:16 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: tuliptree76
"I hope life here doesn't end for a while."

Me too. But I still advise people to eat dessert first.

(Tell your mom it's to prevent cavities!)

9,803 posted on 11/30/2005 5:09:02 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I see.


9,804 posted on 11/30/2005 5:09:41 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: NicknamedBob

Absolute Zero is the Dark Overlord.


9,805 posted on 11/30/2005 5:10:29 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: tuliptree76

Howya tulip!!


9,806 posted on 11/30/2005 5:11:12 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: A CA Guy

Well, my apartment is heated, but it's 33 degrees outside here.


9,807 posted on 11/30/2005 5:11:25 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: NicknamedBob

I'm currently eating chocolate mint hersheys kisses and skipping Pilates.


9,808 posted on 11/30/2005 5:12:12 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: tuliptree76

I have a blow heater blowing!


9,809 posted on 11/30/2005 5:12:21 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Hi IT.


9,810 posted on 11/30/2005 5:12:42 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
I have a blow heater blowing!

Oh oh, the double entendres and the inuendo is going to start.....

9,811 posted on 11/30/2005 5:13:26 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: tuliptree76

I am fine!!


9,812 posted on 11/30/2005 5:13:56 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: King Prout

Thanks.

Killed. Got it.
How does one go about applying for membership?


9,813 posted on 11/30/2005 5:14:03 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: tuliptree76
Well, my apartment is heated, but it's 33 degrees outside here.

Well, I guess one of those sexy skirts for outdoors is out for you unless you want to have thermal underwear exposed!

Be very grateful that your utilities are part of your rent. If I had 33 degree days here in CA, my bill a month would be probably $850 a month higher to maintain 68 degrees.

Most (non-new) homes have little or no insulation in the walls due to the warm climate here.

9,814 posted on 11/30/2005 5:15:31 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy
Well, I guess one of those sexy skirts for outdoors is out for you unless you want to have thermal underwear exposed!

I don't own any sexy skirts, but I do own thermal underwear.

9,815 posted on 11/30/2005 5:17:31 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: freedumb2003

LOL


9,816 posted on 11/30/2005 5:17:54 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: A CA Guy

"...Be very grateful that your utilities are part of your rent. If I had 33 degree days here in CA, my bill a month would be probably $850 a month higher to maintain 68 degrees."

Nah...Just get yourself a heated mattress pad, and crank that wuzzer up. You'll feel better in the morning, I'm sure. Until you go to take a shower.


9,817 posted on 11/30/2005 5:18:03 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: tuliptree76
"... eating chocolate mint hersheys kisses and skipping Pilates."

Skipping pilates sounds very energetic. Is that like skipping rope?

Maybe you should eat a few extra kisses to keep up your energy level.

9,818 posted on 11/30/2005 5:19:03 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: SandyInSeattle

Psst.

Don't tell anyone, but I'll still send it.


9,819 posted on 11/30/2005 5:19:10 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: tuliptree76
...but I do own thermal underwear.

The Maid Marion iron chastity gear again....

9,820 posted on 11/30/2005 5:19:59 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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