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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: SandyInSeattle

Looks like snow is moving out of the forecast.


9,721 posted on 11/30/2005 3:37:27 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: sionnsar

I suppose.


9,722 posted on 11/30/2005 3:37:37 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: freedumb2003
....and essentially stop all growth on the planet.

Even mushrooms?

9,723 posted on 11/30/2005 3:38:43 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Odd. the 'i' keeps dropping off my tagline..


9,724 posted on 11/30/2005 3:39:41 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Some say it doesn't matter where you live if she blows!!

True! By the time the ash cloud makes it back around to me, I will have had time to panic. Sometimes it's better just to be ground zero and get it over with.

9,725 posted on 11/30/2005 3:40:22 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: Monkey Face; fanfan

summon sed muh nayme en vayne?


9,726 posted on 11/30/2005 3:40:31 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

I suppose mushrooms and cockroaches will continue to live.

So the DNC will finally get its SCOTUS majority.


9,727 posted on 11/30/2005 3:41:37 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Let's tear down the observatory so we never get hit by a meteor again!)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Kindly Old Doc Tsu

placemarker for o ye of vast n00bitude


9,728 posted on 11/30/2005 3:41:54 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Nothing can kill shrooms.

In a couple million years we'll have shroom people repopulating the earth.


9,729 posted on 11/30/2005 3:41:57 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: fanfan

let not the illiterati decieve thee - 'tis Road-KillED Beeber Association


9,730 posted on 11/30/2005 3:43:32 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Monkey Face; fanfan

Petition, heck!

We are talking outright bribes, worship, a picture of you with a 6' King Prout poster in your room and an altar with flowers, Guiness and bagpipes!

It ain't easy but on the other hand it ain't pretty either! ;)


9,731 posted on 11/30/2005 3:44:24 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Let's tear down the observatory so we never get hit by a meteor again!)
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To: freedumb2003
I suppose mushrooms and cockroaches will continue to live.

And briars.

So the DNC will finally get its SCOTUS majority.

LOL!!

9,732 posted on 11/30/2005 3:44:49 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Tax-chick
Sometimes the things just go BLAM!

You end up next door to Emeril?

9,733 posted on 11/30/2005 3:46:44 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Let's tear down the observatory so we never get hit by a meteor again!)
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To: SandyInSeattle

Shrooms will fight a war with the Roaches, something very HG Wells about this..... (Shrooms = Eloi, Roaches = Moraks).


9,734 posted on 11/30/2005 3:47:10 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: freedumb2003
and bagpipes!


9,735 posted on 11/30/2005 3:47:46 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: King Prout; fanfan
let not the illiterati decieve thee - 'tis Road-KillED Beeber Association

Oh, my, did I misspeak our noble name? No candy bar for me.

9,736 posted on 11/30/2005 3:51:44 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: sionnsar

Uilleann pipes are better!


9,737 posted on 11/30/2005 3:51:59 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

You'd have a devil of a time trying to march with them!


9,738 posted on 11/30/2005 3:53:00 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: sionnsar

I was certainly thinking of you!


9,739 posted on 11/30/2005 3:53:50 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Let's tear down the observatory so we never get hit by a meteor again!)
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To: SandyInSeattle

ah, but I'll give you a cookie


9,740 posted on 11/30/2005 3:54:43 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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