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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: tuliptree76

Hi All!


901 posted on 11/05/2005 7:30:19 AM PST by MNJohnnie (I'll try to be NICER, if you will try to be SMARTER!.......Water Buckets UP!)
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To: tuliptree76

Hi, Tulip!


902 posted on 11/05/2005 7:30:54 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: MNJohnnie

Missed it by THAT much!


903 posted on 11/05/2005 7:31:07 AM PST by MNJohnnie (I'll try to be NICER, if you will try to be SMARTER!.......Water Buckets UP!)
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To: MNJohnnie

Hey, Johnnie!


904 posted on 11/05/2005 7:31:14 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: MNJohnnie

A miss is as good as a missus...


905 posted on 11/05/2005 7:31:39 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Dead Corpse; Monkey Face; 4mycountry; NicknamedBob; King Prout; Kindly Old Doc Tsu; ...
It is officially a good morning!

So far, I've done the weekly grox shopping, made breakfast, eaten breakfast, begged a cinnamon roll off of Monkey Face, loaded new data onto the calendar program, and sent the slaves children out to rake 3/4 of an acre's worth of leaves.

It is indeed a fine morning!

906 posted on 11/05/2005 7:35:27 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Monkey Face; All

Good morning Everyone.


907 posted on 11/05/2005 7:35:38 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face
Effort or advice. Whichever is needed.

Chocolate!

908 posted on 11/05/2005 7:36:17 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

And I thought I was doing good to get out of bed....*sigh*


909 posted on 11/05/2005 7:36:36 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Monkey Face

Nice 00 you got there, BTW!


910 posted on 11/05/2005 7:36:38 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I did?

WHOA!
Thanks!


911 posted on 11/05/2005 7:37:06 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Monkey Face; sionnsar; 4mycountry; hiredhand; fanfan; Darksheare; Capn TrVth; Darkchylde; ...
Mernin'



912 posted on 11/05/2005 7:38:10 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: Monkey Face
I'm an over-achiever in most people's books; a sloth according to my mom and grandmom.

Would you like to hear the rest of my schedule?

913 posted on 11/05/2005 7:38:13 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Lady Jag; MNJohnnie; fanfan; tuliptree76

And a very good morning to all of you!


914 posted on 11/05/2005 7:39:29 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Lady Jag

Yep! That's looks like me! (erm...when did you take that photo of me...?)


915 posted on 11/05/2005 7:39:42 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: MNJohnnie

Hi Johnnie.


916 posted on 11/05/2005 7:40:08 AM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Off to do the dishes. Be back in a jiffy!


917 posted on 11/05/2005 7:40:10 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Lady Jag

Hi.

I resemble that picture.


918 posted on 11/05/2005 7:40:25 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

NAh...I'll skip it, thanks...I'm already tired from listening to what you've done so far. ;o]


919 posted on 11/05/2005 7:40:33 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Monkey Face
My weekend's going great so far. ^_^ School's going well, getting mostly A's.

And how's your weekend going? :)

920 posted on 11/05/2005 7:41:54 AM PST by 4mycountry (Now that's just freaking freaky.)
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