Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
Hi Tulip!
We need a name for the flying castle, space-traveling contraption.
I'm okay. How are you doing?
Hmmmm...
I'm not really good at thinking of names.
If you haven't already perused the posts, check 'em out and see if anything pops into your mind as a possibility.
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?
Oooooh! I gotta get me one of those!
I've tried to skim them, but there have been a couple hundred posts since I left this evening. LOL!
I think we can leave all of those behind, although...., I have to admit the dream date is awfully tempting...*choke...snort...convulsive LMAO!!!*
Your best attempt was UTS Stunehenge. You cannot beat perfection.
Stunehenge sounds fine.
I dont even try to catch up any more. Just jump right in.....
An "UNNNGH!" class beebership?
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