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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: Monkey Face
Tomorrow is Cinnamon Roll Day! Quick! Go to bed so that tomorrow will get here sooner!
'Night, 'Face!
721
posted on
11/04/2005 5:14:25 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: Alice au Wonderland
We actually have several bars...on several levels, in several areas. One never knows when one might need a quickie. *wink-wink*
722
posted on
11/04/2005 5:14:54 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: Alice au Wonderland; King Prout
I'm ready for that!
The cinnamon roll, too!
Later, Gal!
Hug the Doc for me. It's good to have her here.
723
posted on
11/04/2005 5:15:56 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: Knitting A Conundrum
Wow!
You're high.
4500 feet, I mean.
;-P
724
posted on
11/04/2005 5:16:07 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: All
There are some who call me....Beatrice?
725
posted on
11/04/2005 5:18:08 PM PST
by
Das Outsider
(Russian Vampire Gang? Never heard of it.)
To: Das Outsider; Monkey Face; sionnsar; Dead Corpse; King Prout; Alice au Wonderland
"You know--the one with the thing that does cool stuff with other cool stuff to make something else that goes somewhere or something. Remember?" Oh that. Well, we did this ...Moon Launch | Lunar Launch | Return to Earth
I thought maybe you were asking about the upcoming launch (on December 27th) of the castle enclosure and its attendant enclosures.
You know, I'm geting tired of this awkward nomenclature. I propose we name the insanely unlikely interplanetary craft we have created.
Let me reprise: We have a castle enclosure of two miles diameter. It has a rounded lower hull, and a glass (being converted to Aluminum OxyNitride) canopy or dome. It is also surrounded by a "Thrust Ring," rather like a large girdle, which is attached to the castle enclosure with two articulated connections.
External to the thrust ring are two more articulated connections which tie in the balancing masses of the "Long Boats." I call them that because while the castle is an oblate spheroid, they are prolate spheroids. (Okay, cigar-shaped, rather like a metal dirigible.) They too have clear canopies.
After the assembly is launched, as the thrust is being reduced, the "Long Boats" will deploy outward, and the castle will extend downward and out, until the three masses are in a balanced rotation around the empty thrust ring.
When the proper rotation rate is achieved, thrust will be discontinued, and we will have established a rotational form of artificial gravity. That is what we will use in the long interplanetary journey to Mars.
So what do we call this mess?
I propose we call it "Neptune's Trident." AKA the Trident.
Yeah, I know, we're going to Mars. But we could decide to go further, and it does have three parts...
Whatcha think, Gang?
726
posted on
11/04/2005 5:18:43 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: Stingy Dog
"I'm always afraid to make bread."
Bread is one of the hardest thing to make.
To make good bread is best to use a stone oven
Can I get a stone oven at home depot?
:)
727
posted on
11/04/2005 5:25:30 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Das Outsider
Ok...I knew this day would come. Let me explain the meaning behind the Kim posts. Ahem.... Well.....you could have said THAT a long time ago!
728
posted on
11/04/2005 5:26:17 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: NicknamedBob
I can think of something else that has three parts. DC keeps the gloves for it in his glove compartment. However, its proper name, emblazoned on the side of our ship, probably would not be the best of first impressions to give.
Let me think....*brow furrowed in uffish thought*
729
posted on
11/04/2005 5:26:34 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: Das Outsider
To: Alice au Wonderland
731
posted on
11/04/2005 5:29:04 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Das Outsider
732
posted on
11/04/2005 5:30:13 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: NicknamedBob
So what do we call this mess?
I was thinking of the other project. It might have had something to do with peanut butter and flux capacitors.
Anyways, I propose we name it HEAD--Highly Efficient Astronomical Doodad.
733
posted on
11/04/2005 5:31:57 PM PST
by
Das Outsider
(Russian Vampire Gang? Never heard of it.)
To: fanfan
Oh, thank God!
*slurping sounds*
Ah, much better, now. Thanks, Fan!
734
posted on
11/04/2005 5:32:26 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: Monkey Face
HA!
I'm with ya Babe!
:-D
735
posted on
11/04/2005 5:32:57 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Das Outsider; NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse; fanfan
Can't call it HEAD. We have prurient minds on board!
736
posted on
11/04/2005 5:33:38 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: NicknamedBob
I'm pinging this to myself in order to read it tomorrow.
:-)
737
posted on
11/04/2005 5:36:11 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Alice au Wonderland
I hate to drink, advise, and run, but I have to get to those pesky errands. I shall return anon.
738
posted on
11/04/2005 5:36:24 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Can't call it HEAD. We have prurient minds on board!
Ah, yes. We'll call it ARES--A Rocket and Exterrestrial Stuff.
739
posted on
11/04/2005 5:37:48 PM PST
by
Das Outsider
(Russian Vampire Gang? Never heard of it.)
To: Alice au Wonderland; All
Enjoy.
I have to go soon, so I'm just going to post, until I can't.
A few mins, or so.
:)
740
posted on
11/04/2005 5:39:32 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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