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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: King Prout; Tax-chick

MOM! He's looking at me!


7,221 posted on 11/20/2005 12:35:03 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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To: Petronski

btt


7,222 posted on 11/20/2005 12:37:17 PM PST by Ciexyz (Let us always remember, the Lord is in control.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Stune him with your Beeber-Like Device!


7,223 posted on 11/20/2005 12:41:05 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Everything is either willed or permitted by God, and nothing can hurt me." Bl. Charles de Foucauld)
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To: Tax-chick
Oh if only I had had one of those as a youngun!
7,224 posted on 11/20/2005 12:42:14 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

I was about to ping you to whup the ass of a lying apologist for Islam, but I see you have already had your innings with that git.


7,225 posted on 11/20/2005 12:43:09 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

It's a mixed blessing ... when they start zotting each other during church, people stare!


7,226 posted on 11/20/2005 12:43:14 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Everything is either willed or permitted by God, and nothing can hurt me." Bl. Charles de Foucauld)
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To: King Prout

Someone woke up and discovered they were Bart Simpson?


7,227 posted on 11/20/2005 12:52:40 PM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum

nawp, I'm just raggin' mah sister


7,228 posted on 11/20/2005 12:54:34 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

The bunitty was hungry. :)


7,229 posted on 11/20/2005 12:57:43 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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To: King Prout
Oh yes that guy.

He is a fan of revisionist history.

7,230 posted on 11/20/2005 1:00:04 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum; Harmless Teddy Bear; Tax-chick; King Prout; calrighty; NicknamedBob; ...

Hiya, kids!

I just watched the first part of LOTR/FOTR and had to take a break. Y'all sure made a lot of posts overnight...


7,231 posted on 11/20/2005 1:00:41 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

have you seen the latest rounds?


7,232 posted on 11/20/2005 1:01:54 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

Nope. Once I realized that to him truth was what ever he wanted it to be I quit playing. What has he done now?


7,233 posted on 11/20/2005 1:03:10 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

been bent over and spanked, IMO.


7,234 posted on 11/20/2005 1:09:08 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; Monkey Face; King Prout; Knitting A Conundrum; Tax-chick; All

Good afternoon everyone.

How are you all doing?


7,235 posted on 11/20/2005 1:11:38 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

Hi! I'm here. For a while, anyway.
How's your snow?


7,236 posted on 11/20/2005 1:12:42 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: fanfan

On our way to church.


7,237 posted on 11/20/2005 1:12:58 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Everything is either willed or permitted by God, and nothing can hurt me." Bl. Charles de Foucauld)
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To: Monkey Face

Gone for now.

More coming next week.

We took the outdoor gazebo down today, and put a tarp over the frame so DH can BBQ out there all winter long.

What movies did you watch last night?
We watched 'Executive Decision".


7,238 posted on 11/20/2005 1:16:59 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Tax-chick

You go in the afternoon?


7,239 posted on 11/20/2005 1:17:32 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: King Prout
Good for you. He has an aversion to reading the source documents. I find that annoying.
7,240 posted on 11/20/2005 1:17:48 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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