Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
So it is.
Good, I'll stick to the 7Up for a few weeks!!
Actually he's an American bashing liberal, and I don't know him personally. Thank God!
Yes it is.
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Product will be hot after heating.
For indoor or outdoor use only.
Lurking, eh?
I prefer to call it reading.... sounds less ominous.
I've been reading these clever instructions all afternoon, and I can't contribute because my brain has turned to gray lint. I feel so unnecessary... :o[
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
Blades must be at least 7 feet above grave level.
This Product Warps Space and Time in Its Vicinity.
Think of it this way.
None of us will ever do anything stupid, and hurt ourselves.
Wait! Now how can we sue?
Don't read instructions! Instructions are for liberals!!
Gray lint? Or Gray Goo?
Very carefully. Ever read the instructions on a pack of toothpicks? Ask Wonko the Sane...
"Gray lint? Or Gray Goo?"
Aren't they interchangeable?
No. One can be carded into wool and the other requires a spoon.
Do not stick your finger in a event horizon.
Do not look directly at a pulsar.
Do not eat Jupiter.
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