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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: fanfan

As it happens, yes.


581 posted on 11/04/2005 1:43:44 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Well, I'm sorry to hear that you can't have a beer.

I'll have some for you, but be sure to let me know when you're drinking again, so my liver can get back to normal.

;-D


582 posted on 11/04/2005 1:46:17 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan
Do not pour liquids into your television set.

Do not drink turpentine.
Do not inhale carbon monoxide.
Water may be good for you. Heavy water is not good for you. Do not drink heavy water.

< /nanny state rant >

583 posted on 11/04/2005 1:48:22 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; Dead Corpse

Do not open here.
Do not peel label off.
For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.


584 posted on 11/04/2005 1:49:52 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

I'm back too!


585 posted on 11/04/2005 1:50:11 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: fanfan
Well, I'm sorry to hear that you can't have a beer.

I'm sorry too!!

I'll have some for you, but be sure to let me know when you're drinking again, so my liver can get back to normal.

Your liver won't get back to normal!

586 posted on 11/04/2005 1:50:42 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Your liver won't get back to normal!

Why not?

How much do I have to drink for you?

587 posted on 11/04/2005 1:52:28 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: MNJohnnie
*but it looks DEVESTATING on you.....*

That bad, huh?

.......sigh......
588 posted on 11/04/2005 1:52:57 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: fanfan; Dead Corpse

Do not snort anthrax.
Do not scratch your arse with uranium.
Do not negotiate with terrorists.
Do not vote for a Democrat.


589 posted on 11/04/2005 1:54:25 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: EsmeraldaA

You are.


590 posted on 11/04/2005 1:55:13 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: EsmeraldaA; Irish_Thatcherite

Hi!

Have another Martini!


We have to do our FReeper duty, and we are drinking for Irish.


591 posted on 11/04/2005 1:55:33 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Do not snort anthrax.

There goes my plans for the night!

592 posted on 11/04/2005 1:56:54 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan
About 20-30 pints of either Smithwicks or Guinness per weekend. If that is too much for you, just drink Budweiser.
593 posted on 11/04/2005 1:57:19 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan

Drink beer instead of snorting anthrax!!


594 posted on 11/04/2005 1:58:46 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Dead Corpse

ROFLOL!


I DO have quicktime. I just didn't know it.

Doh!


595 posted on 11/04/2005 1:59:15 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

Two Yanks have to drink for one Irishman?


596 posted on 11/04/2005 2:00:01 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

That's OK.

I'm on the job, FRiend!


597 posted on 11/04/2005 2:00:13 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan
Open other end.
Do not insert all the way in to ear canal.
If dizzyness persists, consult a doctor.
598 posted on 11/04/2005 2:00:37 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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It's hard to get 00 on a dial up.


599 posted on 11/04/2005 2:01:54 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: All

600!

WOOHOOO!!


600 posted on 11/04/2005 2:02:38 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (... this situation absolutely requires a really futile & stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.)
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