I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

[The Zontron 7000]

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.

[King Prout]

ah!

http://www.idpa.com/

see how similar their 4 rules are to my 4 rules?
there's a reason for that

[Dawsonville_Doc]

I never could find a $500 toilet seat tho...not for lack of trying.....

You never snuck a peek in the lavatory of an SR-71...

[King Prout]

yep - it is silly.

ya gotta defend yourself from the OTHER, later, predators (and scavengers) when you protect yourself from the violent one in your sights.

lawyers, politicians, and greedy relatives.

just damned silly.
but that is the way it is, so ya gotta train for it.

[Alice au Wonderland]

My mom-in-law just phoned me with great news for Pa. homeschoolers. The state legislature has finally passed a law that says homeschoolers must be granted access to activities provided by their local public schools.

Up until now, it's been up to the individual townships to decide whether or not to allow homeschoolers to join classes or activities. My township was anti-homeschooler involvement, despite the fact that we pay our school taxes along with everyone else.

*dance of joy* and naner, naner, naner to the township!

[King Prout]

here:

http://www.idpa.com/clublist.asp?state=PA

[King Prout]

GREAT news!

[Delta 21]

meditation is a very good idea.

I'll second that. I am (was) about as hardcore macho type as you could get (cept maybe for this guy, YIKES!)

22 years of military lifestyle, fried food out of the galley, stress from the junior officers trying to kill us all, then me uprooting my entire family when I retired, etc, etc.... I was a mental and physical train wreck 2 years ago. I was the last one to think I would be doing yoga and meditating. But it really has changed my life. I am getting better and stronger every day with that sense of ballance that somehow makes it all work.

KJV right by the computer...you bet! Thats helped more than everything else combined.

[Tax-chick]

Too late! I got involved making Thanksgiving cards, and then next thing I know, it's time for James to get up. Oh, well. Some days you just have to *accomplish* something :-). We have two painted birdhouses, four pumpkins, and two Thanksgiving cards.

[HKMk23]

LMOL!!

Okay, glad you liked the joke, but ya got me. What's the "O"?

[Alice au Wonderland]

Thanks. I've added the link to my favorites list for perusal at leisure.

I think the hubby took one of the NRA classes. I'll have to ask.

[Delta 21]

OUCH! Better wear your safety goggles!

[Alice au Wonderland]

Have you? *peeking curiously*

[Alice au Wonderland]

Yes! *whooping*

[Alice au Wonderland]

I have some yoga workout tapes? Would that be worth a try?

[Dead Corpse]

Sheesh... that guy ain't so tough once you've seen one of his baby pictures...

[Alice au Wonderland]

I hear 'ya! Today, we have accomplished nothing, but it is a good sort of nothing. :)

[Monkey Face]

"don't *you* keep a dictionary, a Gray's Anatomy, and a KJV by your computer?"

I keep one of each handy enough to the computer to be useful, and even have a a KJV and a dictionary in the bedroom. Just in case I run into words I don't know...;o]

[Alice au Wonderland]

Somehow, safety goggles do not seem like the right kind of protection. Industrial strength latex on the other hand....*wink*

[HKMk23]

If you REALLY want to take Christmas gift-giving to a new level with the kiddos, check out Pitsco.

WARNING: Restraint WILL be required as you browse their offerings.

[Alice au Wonderland]

...or his utilikilt? *smirking wickedly*