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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Das Outsider

Good evening, Das Outsider.


3,241 posted on 11/09/2005 7:57:33 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Stingy Dog

Is the chocolate working yet?


3,242 posted on 11/09/2005 7:58:16 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

Last post!


3,243 posted on 11/09/2005 11:37:34 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Dead Corpse; rdb3; cyborg
and, now... A word concerning juvenile criminals.

Note that I do not use the term "juvenile DELINQUENTS".
There is no such thing.

For one to be delinquent, one must first be aware of duty and responsibility. These scum are not aware of duty nor of responsibility, and have never been so made.

They are infantile in their attitudes and adult in their lusts, which combination leads to petty (and not so petty) criminality.

Here is the one word of truth concerning juvenile criminals:
Their parents failed to raise them correctly, and society is actively prevented from correcting that error.

3,244 posted on 11/10/2005 4:28:17 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: tuliptree76

nope


3,245 posted on 11/10/2005 4:28:34 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: tuliptree76

Good morning Tulip :)


3,246 posted on 11/10/2005 4:29:25 AM PST by Paul_Denton (The U.S. should adopt the policy of Oom Shmoom: Israeli policy where no one gives a sh*t about U.N.)
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To: 2ndreconmarine; Marine Mom

to any and all screwcaps and those proud relatives of Marines:

Happy Birthday to the US Marine Corps


3,247 posted on 11/10/2005 4:35:09 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Paul_Denton

good morning, Paul


3,248 posted on 11/10/2005 4:35:38 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout; Paul_Denton
Good Morning!

In the spirit of, "You'd have to be crazy to work here." ... I'm off to work.

3,249 posted on 11/10/2005 4:40:41 AM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob

ya gotta be crazy to *work* IMO


3,250 posted on 11/10/2005 5:20:51 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: fanfan; King Prout

It found nothing *new*. This is a good thing.
You're going to have to look in your quarantine area, and if it isn't there, look in your scan history (real-time scans, not the history of the manual scan you did yesterday). There should be a time-coded entry for yesterday saying what the trojan is, and how Norton handled it. Since it didn't show up in your later scan, Norton has protected you from it. It isn't critical that you know the name of the trojan, it's more of an interesting 'oh, so that's what it tried to do' bit of info if you look it up by name.


3,251 posted on 11/10/2005 5:25:47 AM PST by Dawsonville_Doc
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To: NicknamedBob; All
Well Kids... DC is gonna go and start a prolonged program of sadomasochism. That's right, you guessed it, I'm back in the gym.

It's been almost a year since I've had a good workout. Over 3 since I've been on a steady program of any kind and over 5 since I lifted with any real intensity or verve.

I finally got off my ever spreading arse and signed on with my companies gym. Mostly aerobic equipment and selectorized machines, with a rather anemic selection of free weights, but more than enough to keep me happy until next year when I'll be ready to go Gonzo again.

Get used to me whining about sore muscles, pounding on myself for skipping a session 'cause I'm too sore or tired, and generally getting on everyones nerves. It's nothing personal, I just can't seem to stop myself though.

As a side note, I'm working out in the mornings so my typing right off the bat is bound to be even more shoddy than usual. Hard to type when your sausages are shaky and your heart rate is up....

I now return you to your regularly scheduled FReeping...

3,252 posted on 11/10/2005 5:59:54 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dawsonville_Doc; King Prout

Thanks Doc.

My Nerds on Site guy should be here soon.

I'll keep y'all updated.


3,253 posted on 11/10/2005 7:20:35 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Dead Corpse

Hey, good for you.

Good luck with that, DC.


3,254 posted on 11/10/2005 7:27:13 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Dead Corpse

Try the elliptical machine...you'll love it. Well, at least like to curse it. :o]


3,255 posted on 11/10/2005 7:35:10 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: fanfan

Gonna need it. I'm not 30 anymore.


3,256 posted on 11/10/2005 8:07:22 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Monkey Face
Been there. Done that. Had one at our apartment gym up north, the one we moved into down here when we frist got here, and this gym as a number of them. Precor and Nordic Track. Good stuff. They've got recombinant and upright bikes, treadmills, and a Stair MAster.

I've sweated gallons on each of them. Looks like I'll be doing it again on these...

3,257 posted on 11/10/2005 8:09:13 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse

I don't even work up a sweat on mine, any more. I guess it's time I upped the mileage.


3,258 posted on 11/10/2005 8:11:01 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Monkey Face
For my break in period here, I plan on doing only 15 minutes on the machines. Just a warm up before hitting the weights. Hi-rep/low weight. Focusing on multi-muscle group exercises. Squats. Deadlift. Bench. Flies. Ect... Alternate push/pull movements during the workout.

For nutrition, I'll probably try and get a few more veggies and will supplement with a multivitamin like Universal's Pak. I used to take their Stak as well, but that has now been arbitrarily outlawed by our increasingly sh*theaded government due to it's relatively mild androgenic effect. Can't have anyone using anything that actually WORKS, that might cause an unfair advantage. Tards. God I hate bureaucrats.

So yeah... I know what I'm doing...

3,259 posted on 11/10/2005 8:20:52 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse

We had a "joke" when I worked for the county in Las Vegas: The County will never accept it. It's too logical.

I believe it's worse as the government becomes more complicated. It seems they've legislated the country, state by state, almost out of existence.


3,260 posted on 11/10/2005 8:25:21 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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