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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Alice au Wonderland

Or all of the above!


3,141 posted on 11/09/2005 11:47:06 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
...subjective relational positioning coordinates.

LOL!

How about 122.04119W 37.96261N? Don't "splash" in the canal.

3,142 posted on 11/09/2005 11:49:07 AM PST by HKMk23 (FOR SALE: French Army standard issue infantry rifles. Dropped once. Never fired.)
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To: Monkey Face

Agreed!


3,143 posted on 11/09/2005 11:49:10 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: HKMk23

I've found you, too, approximately. Would you like to be mine, like Darksheare? *evil grin*


3,144 posted on 11/09/2005 11:54:02 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Monkey Face; Alice au Wonderland

I've a friend who sent back a used, cast iron cylinder head.


3,145 posted on 11/09/2005 11:54:57 AM PST by HKMk23 (FOR SALE: French Army standard issue infantry rifles. Dropped once. Never fired.)
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To: HKMk23

Hmmm. What kind of message does that send, I wonder?


3,146 posted on 11/09/2005 11:55:47 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: HKMk23

I'm here: Lat/Lon: 32.120 -110.940 Elevation: 2588 ft


3,147 posted on 11/09/2005 11:57:42 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: HKMk23

KEWL!


3,148 posted on 11/09/2005 11:58:13 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Only approximately?? What, not enough decimal places for your GPS?

Try driving those coordinates into terraserver.microsoft.com. Remeber W longitude is negative. It'll get you close, then you have to pan and zoom to zero in.


3,149 posted on 11/09/2005 12:00:34 PM PST by HKMk23 (FOR SALE: French Army standard issue infantry rifles. Dropped once. Never fired.)
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To: Monkey Face

Aha! *pounce* You, too, are mine!


3,150 posted on 11/09/2005 12:00:40 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Now you sound like Hobbes...LOL!


3,151 posted on 11/09/2005 12:02:31 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: HKMk23
I'm using my old-fashioned globe from the homeschooling room!

Stop snickering. *ferocious scowl*

It's an improvement over the astrolabe!

3,152 posted on 11/09/2005 12:03:11 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Monkey Face

Hobbes and I belong to the neural net co-op.


3,153 posted on 11/09/2005 12:04:37 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Yes.


Hopefully they figure out what's up with my knees soon.


3,154 posted on 11/09/2005 12:06:52 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
What kind of message does that send...

Nah. Not goin' there.

[radio reporter voice] In other nyoos...

Californians rejected all of the ballot propositions in their Special Election yesterday, with the closest vote -- on Parental Notification -- losing by just over a 5% margin. Though shot down in flames, Governor Schwartzenegger remains optimistic as rational conservatives continue to evacuate the State. Arnold has assured residents that the band will remain on deck, playing until the bitter end.

3,155 posted on 11/09/2005 12:06:59 PM PST by HKMk23 (FOR SALE: French Army standard issue infantry rifles. Dropped once. Never fired.)
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To: Monkey Face; All
Arrrhhhh!!!


My computer has been attacked by DU!

I had problems loading Rush's site today, and so asked my DH to look at it.
He restarted it, and the problem didn't go away, but a Norton window popped up to say it had stopped a Trojan. Now I can't get on the wireless DSL, it says my IP address is invalid, and I found this bookmark in my toolbar folder...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x5290623, which takes me to a post over there on Bush and his smirk.

Don't get too close to me, I might be contagious. Ahhh!

3,156 posted on 11/09/2005 12:07:54 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Oh I will gripe, and carefully - Though it has been nigh unto 19 years, I STILL remember her backhand, and rightly fear it.


3,157 posted on 11/09/2005 12:07:58 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Monkey Face

Here??

http://terraserver.microsoft.com/image.aspx?T=4&S=13&Z=12&X=316&Y=2221&W=1


3,158 posted on 11/09/2005 12:09:35 PM PST by HKMk23 (FOR SALE: French Army standard issue infantry rifles. Dropped once. Never fired.)
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To: fanfan; Dawsonville_Doc

are you series?
If this is true, it is probably traceable, and it should be traced, and skins flayed off of some Donks


3,159 posted on 11/09/2005 12:09:38 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

LOL, uh oh.


3,160 posted on 11/09/2005 12:10:09 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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