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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.
Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: sionnsar
3,121
posted on
11/09/2005 10:49:17 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: Monkey Face
I reserve my "actual" red pen for grading/marking papers and my "virtual" red pen for trolls!
3,122
posted on
11/09/2005 10:55:12 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: tuliptree76
Okay... The profile isn't blank anymore. But it's pretty much just things you have seen before. The dolls are back!
3,123
posted on
11/09/2005 10:59:31 AM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
3,124
posted on
11/09/2005 11:04:42 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: Monkey Face; Alice au Wonderland; NicknamedBob; sionnsar
When they send me a begging letter, I take my red marker and... You are simply too kind. Look, do this, you'll get better results.
Next time you're near a building supply, or landscaping center -- anyplace that sells bricks -- buy a dozen. When these hose-heads send you their gimme letters, do your usual, but then use clear packing tape to securely affix the envelope to one of your bricks. Drop it in the Parcel bin at the Post Office and laugh all the way home.
This technique works with mail from political candidates you oppose, too. Use it in health. I guarantee satisfaction.
3,125
posted on
11/09/2005 11:08:29 AM PST
by
HKMk23
(FOR SALE: French Army standard issue infantry rifles. Dropped once. Never fired.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
To: tuliptree76
3,127
posted on
11/09/2005 11:17:28 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: Dawsonville_Doc
there is no way to automate this damnable task without a complete hardware and software upgrade, in the range of 35Kbux
so... someone must suffer for the team.
"someone" usually turns out to be me.
3,128
posted on
11/09/2005 11:20:00 AM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Alice au Wonderland
3,129
posted on
11/09/2005 11:20:43 AM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
Thanks.
Mail call to you, too, if you can wait a minute or two.
3,130
posted on
11/09/2005 11:23:46 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: Alice au Wonderland
To: tuliptree76; King Prout
3,132
posted on
11/09/2005 11:29:08 AM PST
by
calrighty
(C'mon troops, finish em off!!)
To: calrighty
To: Alice au Wonderland
I 'hacked' her account and got the message, added Dear Brother's email to the office addybook.
as to the msg to me - got it. Joyce responded to my hissed "what the {expletive]?!?" with the requisite info.
>gripemode<
y'all need to try to let me know these things, dammit - it's a damn shame the office staff knows familial stuff that I don't!
>/gripemode<
3,134
posted on
11/09/2005 11:31:32 AM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
Gripe not at me, O my brother. Gripe, carefully mind you, at the mom.
3,135
posted on
11/09/2005 11:34:07 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: calrighty
3,136
posted on
11/09/2005 11:34:29 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: HKMk23
LOL!
Wouldn't it be something if everyone did that? "Help! I've been bricked!"
3,137
posted on
11/09/2005 11:36:04 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: Monkey Face
Change it to a rock: "Help! I'm stoned!"
3,138
posted on
11/09/2005 11:40:47 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: Alice au Wonderland
LOL!
Give them the brick with a note attached: "You deserve a brick today!"
3,139
posted on
11/09/2005 11:43:09 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: Monkey Face
Or a note that says: "Your message was too heavy for me! You can have it back."
3,140
posted on
11/09/2005 11:45:03 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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